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- Ants in My Pants - 10-15-2002
I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.
- virgingrrl - 10-15-2002
i bought a vibrator! i think it needs a name....
- Maynard - 10-15-2002
Pedro. :rofl:
- virgingrrl - 10-15-2002
:thumbs-up:
- LyricalGomez - 10-15-2002
That smiley sure gets alot of use
- GonzoStyle - 10-15-2002
Pedro was my eggplants name, :disappointed:
I am begining to think Ants is a virgin.
and yes, I get massive trajectory. I hit the playstation from 15 feet away a couple weeks ago.
- Maynard - 10-15-2002
Yeah...but did you throw it Silence of the Lambs style?
- GonzoStyle - 10-15-2002
I came in my own mouth, porno style.
- drusilla - 10-15-2002
Quote:I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.
seriously, where would you find the time?
- Galt - 10-15-2002
I don't masturbate anymore.
- LZMF1 - 10-15-2002
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
- GonzoStyle - 10-15-2002
I came 15 feet, I might be in contention here.
- Maynard - 10-15-2002
Quote:42.7mph.My new hero!
- LZMF1 - 10-15-2002
horst put up some imressive numbers!
- QuickStop - 10-15-2002
he needs a kryptonite condom
- Maynard - 10-15-2002
Not kryptonite. Just kevlar.
- GonzoStyle - 10-15-2002
With practice I shall make his record look like childs play.
- LyricalGomez - 10-15-2002
Oh great, he now has another excuse for jacking off
- GonzoStyle - 10-15-2002
I'm gonna go and practice now.
I will bring you my results when I am finished.
- LZMF1 - 10-15-2002
gonz how are you going to get the muzzle velocity reading?
Edited By LZMF1 on 1034725069