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- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
Get busy. So far you're 0 and 0
- IrishAlkey - 09-11-2003
It'll be more exciting if we wait until the night before.
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
K. Bring Tang champagne and a weapon.
- IrishAlkey - 09-11-2003
Sex with you must be an obstacle course.
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
Only until we get away
- IrishAlkey - 09-11-2003
Til death do us part... or 10 pm.
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
Such a romancer. Just bring prizes
- GonzoStyle - 09-12-2003
Yeah I am jewish but don't expect me not to watch TV on friday night, I don't go for that religious observance nonsense. God is all well and good but he ain't fuckin with my Friday Night Fights on ESPN.
- Galt - 09-12-2003
Tell you what. Have an awkaward and sexually depressing night with me and you'll remember how good you have it with your fiance. I'll turn you off to all other men
- Splatterpunk - 09-12-2003
I bet Gonz wears a yarmulke.
Galt might turn me into a lesbian.
- Keyser Soze - 09-12-2003
i was thinking arpi
- Splatterpunk - 09-12-2003
Splatterpunkarhu.
Hm.
- Ken'sPen - 09-12-2003
I'd scratch your eyes out if you look at him.
- Splatterpunk - 09-12-2003
My vision has never been very good anyway.
- Ken'sPen - 09-12-2003
then apri just may be your man,
I think you'd be a "10" together.
- Splatterpunk - 09-12-2003
Will you be my flower girl, Ken?
- Ken'sPen - 09-12-2003
What color are the gowns?
- Splatterpunk - 09-12-2003
The ceremony is in my trailer park. We're all going for the Hefty arm-cutouts-and-a-sash look. How do you wear shiny green?
- Ken'sPen - 09-12-2003
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
you should marry Arpi,
I see the 80s commercial in a whole new light,
wimpy wimpy wimpy,
hefty hefty hefty......
- Splatterpunk - 09-12-2003
You passed the opportunity for the doublewide joke. I think you're slipping.