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+--- Thread: How Many Arpi's - Does it take to screw in a light bulb? (/showthread.php?tid=8275)
- Goatweed - 01-15-2004
Arpi doesn't screw in lightbulbs, he orders the peons to do it for him!
- HollywoodJewMoses - 01-15-2004
yeah, galt i dont know what you are talking about.
the thread title looks perfectly fine to me.
- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2004
Walking in the snow has weakend his eyesight.
- Galt - 01-15-2004
It still says "Arpi's"
- The Sleeper - 01-15-2004
this is one of those thinking jokes
- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2004
Not really.
- The Sleeper - 01-15-2004
oh
- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2004
ONE!
- Keyser Soze - 01-15-2004
i liked goat's punchline better.
- Velociti - 01-15-2004
what was the point of this again?
- Arpikarhu - 01-15-2004
Goatweed Wrote:Arpi doesn't screw in lightbulbs, he orders the peons to do it for him!thats right! it takes me,the theater head electrician, a man to screw in the light bulb, 2 men to hold the ladder, and a four hour work call. oh, and the carpentry and props heads of department have to be there since if one depatment is in then they all are.
not a very funny answer actually.
- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2004
No.
- Arpikarhu - 01-15-2004
sometimes the truth isnt funny. sorry
- Galt - 01-15-2004
Arpikarhu Wrote:thats right! it takes me,the theater head electrician, a man to screw in the light bulb, 2 men to hold the ladder, and a four hour work call. oh, and the carpentry and props heads of department have to be there since if one depatment is in then they all are.so, is that five or six people?
not a very funny answer actually.
You weren't very clear what with all the extraneous commas
- Goatweed - 01-15-2004
Galt Wrote:It still says "Arpi's"if you remove the apostrophe, it looks silly.
- Keyser Soze - 01-15-2004
that was a long way to go to explain to us you're not the guy who actually screws in the lightbulb. its ok, we know although you're a broadway stagehand you have a very important job that pays well. we get it.
- The Jays - 01-15-2004
so, basically, he observes the man screwing in the lightbulb. Don't they call that an apprentice?
- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2004
If the guy who screws in the lightbulb dies, Arpi hits the jackpot.
- Keyser Soze - 01-15-2004
putting him into an even higher tax bracket.
- The Jays - 01-15-2004
So, it's like that Seinfeld episode, with the softball game and Bette Midler, and the understudy.