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- IrishAlkey - 02-27-2004

Yes, those kids would all be in their late thirties by now but I don't dare break his heart and ruin the gag.


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

5 times? chicken feed!


- crx girl - 02-27-2004

i just know that he's better than that


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

IrishAlkey Wrote:Yes, those kids would all be in their late thirties by now but I don't dare break his heart and ruin the gag.
must have been some sort of forcep trauma then


- IrishAlkey - 02-27-2004

Forceps were banned in 1964.


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

bad sperm?


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

mom was a boozer?


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

maybe she had poor nutrition. just throwing these out there. let me know if i get it right


- IrishAlkey - 02-27-2004

I'll jerk my dad off and analyze the sample.

Gimme' a few minutes.


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

waiting.......


- crx girl - 02-27-2004

from what i can tell alkey is a fine physical specimen


- IrishAlkey - 02-27-2004

I accidentally swallowed the sample.

I'll have to try again in an hour.


- Black Lazerus - 02-27-2004

You have horrid taste in fashion and men.


- IrishAlkey - 02-27-2004

Listen to baseball eyes.

He knows a hot male when he sees one... walking towards him from 74 miles away...


- crx girl - 02-27-2004

just because i have issues with assymetry doesn't mean i have bad taste in fashion


- Black Lazerus - 02-27-2004

Golf balls not baseballs


- IrishAlkey - 02-27-2004

Ever have somebody mistake your head for a tee and swing for the fairway?


- Black Lazerus - 02-27-2004

...


- IrishAlkey - 02-27-2004

Sorry to hear that.


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

IrishAlkey Wrote:Ever have somebody mistake your head for a tee and swing for the fairway?
truly the golden age of comedy is upon us!