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- Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006

so that explains your disappearance


- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006

obviously


- Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006

so which one was it?


- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006

the pink vagina one


- Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006

which insert?


- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006

there's only one


- TheGMANN - 02-22-2006

Which STD ?


- Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006

no, there are like 4 different inserts.


- Mad - 02-22-2006

If it doesn't look like a toilet he wants no part of it.


- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006

penis lumps


- TheGMANN - 02-22-2006

Is it oozing with the puss yet ?


- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006

no, i didn't get the anal one


- Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006

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- GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006

I got the extra tight one since my penis is so tiny and I got it in the mocha color since I have nigger fever.


- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006

seriously, watch out for lumps and also don't be surprised if your penis hurts for a week afterwards


- GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006

You're supposed to use lubricant...


- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006

oh shit


- Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006

someone please teach the kid how to fuck.


- GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006

you're supposed to lube up the orafice and your penis, plus I guess warm it up or something. Someone was a little too eager and skipped over the directions.


- The Jays - 02-22-2006

I'm glad I had a reason to remove The Badge of Shame