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- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-23-2003
<marquee><span style='font-size:57pt;line-height:100%'> ZING !!!!!! </marquee> </span>
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
the marquee zing made me laugh :thumbs-up:
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
but Monica does have a TV show..
how about Manon Rheaume? So close, but couldn't seal the deal..
- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-23-2003
Official Funny Grade : F+
- DGW - 04-23-2003
She could have helped the Rangers this year :36:
- OAS - 04-23-2003
Or Anna Kournikova. All show, no go. :14:
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
That's good!! Arpi is Anna. Damn Arpi..
- Keyser Soze - 04-23-2003
buckner would have never beat mookie to first even if he did catch that grounder. i can give you several other reasons why you shouldnt blame buckner.
- OAS - 04-23-2003
She's perfect to be Arpi. She also wants to be the center of attention. But she can't deliver shit. Yes from this day forward, Arpi is to be known as Anna Kournikova. Vocal, always in the spotlight (or behind it ), thinks she's great, hangs on Broadway, but in the end, history will never recognize her.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-23-2003
when galt is finished fucking his fatty, tell them to him
- OAS - 04-23-2003
Galt's babe is only halfway through her dozen donuts. She won't fuck him until she finishes the dozen. And it's a bakers dozen to boot.
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- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-23-2003
YOU GOT HIM BAD! :5:
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
don't worry.. she is almost done..
![[Image: 17.JPG]](http://www.mv.sherrard.us/doughnut/17.JPG)
- OAS - 04-23-2003
Is that Galt in the background getting ready for the reach around? He better watch out, she's still eating and might bite his hand off.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-23-2003
plaf and freddy revisited.....
- Galt - 04-23-2003
I got totally nailed. I just can't combat these merciless attacks on my <s>rotund</s> morbidly obese girlfriend. Color me embarassed.
And by the by, this....
Quote:Habitual would suggest I lie all the time. An habitual liar is incapable of telling the truth, even if they wanted to.
Is the most inept definition of a word I've seen in ages. First off, habitual does not suggest than anyone lies all the time. It means it's a habit, thus the root of the fucking word. Since when does anyone's habit, like collecting stamps or fucking fat chicks occur ALL THE TIME? Second, I believe the phrase you meant was Pathological Liar, not habitual. Pathological liars can't help but lie, and they lie when they don't need to for no other reason than just to lie. However, who could possibly not the tell the truth even if they wanted to? Is that even humanly possible? Do you even think of the meaning of the words you type? So if I were to ask a habitual/pathological liar what the color of the sky was or what day it was and told them that if they got the correct answer, I would give them a billion dollars, they couldn't do it? Even if they wanted to? They just can't tell the truth?
It frightens me when a real life Jack Ryan-type CIA clandesine operative, the country's most decorated Vietnam Vet, and George Bush's most senior and most trusted advisor is an unfunny, unintelligent, lying joke of an lonely old man.
And Keyser is completely correct that the '86 debacle was not Buckner's fault. He was 3rd on the Scapegoat list behind two other shitbags named Calvin Schiraldi and Bob Stanley. Real baseball historians and Sox fans know this which is why Bill Buckner is still making money around here and Bob Stanley, despite being the Red Sox leader in career saves and a good player is now spreading mulch for a local landscaping company (swear to God!)
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- Ronin - 04-23-2003
[butthead]Galt does fat chicks.. huh, huh,huh[/butthead]
- OAS - 04-23-2003
Bravo Galt, I had the same thought after I entered my reply. That’s what I get for responding to Ar... I mean Anna's reply. You are vindicated. Someday I will really give more than a brain dead thought to what I reply to and how I reply to something on a message board. Really I will. I have come to the conclusion, thanks to your help, that may actually accomplish something in my life if I put the effort into trying to impress people on a message board instead of wasting my time doing all of these worthless things that I have done during my life. Thank you for pointing that out to me. Is a kiss in order to show my appreciation to you?
Oh and just for the record, never was in the Vietnam war, not the CIA (but your in the general geographic area), not Bush, I'm a democrat. And don't be to upset about the unfunny. In that line of work, there is little room for a sense of humor. I'm not claiming I'm in that line of work, but believe me, there is no room for teh funny in that line of work.
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- Galt - 04-23-2003
shamefully, though you jest, that is the most honest thing you've ever written.
- OAS - 04-23-2003
Not about the kiss. Muuuuuwaaah
And isn't the liar thing Anna's gag? Get your own shtick.