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- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat they use her underware for bungee cords.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat she cares Yen in one pocket and Pesos in the other.
- Arpikarhu - 04-23-2003
When she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing
"We Are Family"<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>!</span>
Edited By Arpikarhu on 1051128043
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat she buys her dresses at a tent shop.
- Keyser Soze - 04-23-2003
Quote:Keyser's secret is his clever use of exlamation points.
It's how all the pro comedians do it.
and original material.
Edited By Keyser Soze on 1051128080
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat she eats soup out of a satelite dish.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
- Arpikarhu - 04-23-2003
she is so fat when she went swimming they charged he rfor illegal dumping<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>!</span>
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat when she jumps in a pool all the water jumps out.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
- Keyser Soze - 04-23-2003
Shes so fat that Galt used to hide his money under the fat rolls just above her ass cheeks.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat she's 36-24-36...but that's in FEET!
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat that when she dances she makes the band skip.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!!