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- Suzie - 07-13-2003
will do. I will learn to live as I live to learn!!!
- Kid Afrika - 07-14-2003
When at a party, always dip your balls in the mashed potatoes BEFORE you dip them in the gravy.
- Gooch - 07-14-2003
and then light yourself on fire. :5:
- Galt - 07-14-2003
I (not me specifically, but the collective 'I') am more important than anyone else
- Danked - 07-14-2003
I'm confused. How many of you are there?
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
When somone starts a sentence with "not for nothin" they are really saying "go fuck yourself and you are a moron". so prepare to be insulted by whatever follows.
- Kid Afrika - 07-14-2003
Don't run from the inevitable. Man it up, and take yours.
- Galt - 07-14-2003
Girls are just as shallow as guys when it comes to looks, and especially having a hot body. Moreso, because at least guys are upfront about it.
- Keyser Soze - 07-14-2003
...you can't make everyone happy.
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
Keyser will always be a day late.
- Kid Afrika - 07-14-2003
"Being white is like always having $5 in your pocket. Being black is like always being $0.50 short." - Chris Rock
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
Kid Afrika Wrote:"Being white is like always having $5 in your pocket. Being black is like always being $0.50 short." - Chris RockI get it, thats like one of those "if bob has 3 apples, and jim has twice as many apples, how many apples would be left if Paxil Poppin Chub Chub ate half their apples?"
So that means k1d has 4.50
- IrishAlkey - 07-14-2003
Doesn't he work in a cubicle for the man?
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
Yeah but he doesn't actually work, he just has conflicts with his white and black selves. He keeps on giving back the 50 cents to himself over and over. So he either has 5 bucks or is 50 cents short at all times.
- IrishAlkey - 07-14-2003
Thank God my tan fades in a few months.
His is permanent.
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
lets hope your leg doesn't fade away as well.
- IrishAlkey - 07-14-2003
I can have all you guys sign it!
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
Atleast you'll have a better excuse for missing all those pop flys in center field during the softball game.
- IrishAlkey - 07-14-2003
You'll miss me when I'm gone.
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
I've grown used to missing you since you're captain busy pants too busy to call or hang with me.