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- The Jays - 07-21-2003
... its like a chick who will shove her germ riddled tongue down your own bacteria cesspool of a mouth, yet she won't go down on you because that's dirty....
- GonzoStyle - 07-21-2003
you wanna tell us a little story buddy?
- The Jays - 07-21-2003
...nah, I've never been with a girl that didn't have reservations about going down on me, but I've heard dings...
- Galt - 07-21-2003
Many girls have some reservations about giving head, and nearly all of them are completely insistent on being told when the bad stuff is coming so they can keep their face as far away as possible.
- The Jays - 07-21-2003
... my last H.S. girlfriend was like that... on prom night, I decided not to tell her, and the minute the first shot was fired, she was thrown back like the fucking T-1000 at the end of T2.... then the second shot fired into her hair without either of us knowing... she found out a half hour later while running her fingers through her hair...
- Galt - 07-21-2003
I passed out with a girl's face in my lap on prom night. I was so ashamed at myself.
- The Jays - 07-21-2003
... I try to make it a point to stay more sober than the girl I'm with... keep control of the situation, and take advantage of the opportunities as they present themselves to me... such as when shes sleeping
- Galt - 07-21-2003
you and X File should get together and rape girls.
I was a sophomore at the time and she was a junior. I hadn't ever drank before or ever fooled around before and so I was a complete failure at both.
- Velociti - 07-21-2003
I drank a "fifth" of vodka after my prom and ended up passing out in some basement in Jersey.
I havent been the same since.
- The Jays - 07-21-2003
... well, sophmore does translate into "wise fool", so hopefully, you learned from the ordeal...
- GonzoStyle - 07-21-2003
Quote:you and X File should get together and rape girls.
That made me laugh, I dunno why.
- DGW - 07-21-2003
Quote:I drank a "fifth" of vodka after my prom and ended up passing out in some basement in Jersey.just don't tell us you woke up with a rubber in yer ass
I havent been the same since.
- PatCooper - 07-21-2003
i use to beat it in the shower when i was a young lad. Recently though i've become a bed beater.
My bathroom is small and im 6 foot so it would be a task to stand over the toilet and do it. Anyway i have bad aim. plus there's a window over the toilet.
- Galt - 07-21-2003
I also went about 6 months without beating off when I was getting sex at regular intervals. Apparantly this is uncommon.
- crx girl - 07-21-2003
why don't you just use a sock to catch it? i can't imagine it's too comfortable to stand over a toilet to jerk it.
- PatCooper - 07-21-2003
if your gonna catch it why not use your free hand.
- Galt - 07-21-2003
and then throw away the socks? I can't imagine you would recommend beating off into the sock and then mixing it with my laundry.
And can it everyone with the germs vs. semen debate. I wouldn't piss in my laundry. Nor would I spit or blow my nose in it either.
Bodily fluids are gross. The end.
- PatCooper - 07-21-2003
Quote:And can it everyone with the germs vs. semen debate. I wouldn't piss in my laundry. Nor would I spit or blow my nose in it either.ok sometimes when you piss and you drip alittle on your underwear. what do you do throw them away? No you wash them in the wash with the rest of your clothes.
- Galt - 07-21-2003
I don't dribble. My urine comes out, I flick the tip of my cock to make sure it's all out, then I wash my hands.
Even if I did ever drip a tiny drop of piss on my underwear, it wouldn't be nearly as much fluid as cum, and when it dried it would get all crusty and stinky
- GonzoStyle - 07-21-2003
Galt is slowly becoming Howard Hughes.