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- Goatweed - 01-15-2004
it always comes back to Seinfeld, doesn't it?
- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2004
If the guy who cuts the cardboard into the shape of trees dies, Arpi can retire.
- crx girl - 01-15-2004
i counted 7 people
- Black Lazerus - 01-15-2004
I can see it now, Arpi standing at the bottom of the ladder arms waving bracelets jingling, saying “no more to the left stupid.”
- GonzoStyle - 01-15-2004
Black Lazerus Wrote:I can see it now, Arpi standing at the bottom of the ladder arms waving bracelets jingling, saying “no more to the left stupid.”he's screwing in the light bulb, not hanging it, stupid.
But I actually picture conversation arpi has with his peons to be more like.
"yeah and then I joined as bland and had them all fooled!!! Doesn't matter though, you know how much money I make... yeah but do you have insurance?"
- Arpikarhu - 01-16-2004
The Jays Wrote:so, basically, he observes the man screwing in the lightbulb. Don't they call that an apprentice?no dumbass, i am the guy who tells him to do it. man! you people can be so thick sometimes. sheesh!
- Arpikarhu - 01-16-2004
Keyser Soze Wrote:that was a long way to go to explain to us you're not the guy who actually screws in the lightbulb. its ok, we know although you're a broadway stagehand you have a very important job that pays well. we get it.yes, that was my point. you have me all figured out. that was exactly what i was trying to convey. not the folly of unions, or trying to make a dry joke based upon the thread topic. none of those. exactly what you thought. you can see into my very soul.
- Kid Afrika - 01-16-2004
Bland > Arpi
- The Sleeper - 01-16-2004
I agree!
- Goatweed - 01-16-2004
Bland was too bland....there was no punch in his comebacks.
- Mad - 01-16-2004
I did enjoy the whole imagine girlfriend bit, though. Not Oscar worthy, but still entertaining to us simpletons.
- Keyser Soze - 01-16-2004
you hear that people! arpi doesn't scew in lightbulbs, he tells other people to go screw!
- Goatweed - 01-16-2004
genius!!
- Keyser Soze - 01-16-2004
he is the most powerful stagehand on broadway! fortune is adding him to their list of most powerful people in show business!
fetch mr. fatone his towels immediately, you dog!!! scurry now you pest!!! mr. fatone, is there anything else i can have my underlings do to make you more comfortable? turn the light to the right you imbecile!!!! righty tighty idiot!!!!
- Goatweed - 01-16-2004
takin' it a but far, no?
- Keyser Soze - 01-16-2004
shut up and get mr. fantone an avian!!!! NOW!!!!
- Goatweed - 01-16-2004
Evian
- Arpikarhu - 01-16-2004
Keyser Soze Wrote:shut up and get mr. fantone an avian!!!! NOW!!!!who is mister fantone and why does he have a fascination with birds?
- Arpikarhu - 01-16-2004
GonzoStyle Wrote:he's screwing in the light bulb, not hanging it, stupid.close, but we all have the same insurance.
But I actually picture conversation arpi has with his peons to be more like.
"yeah and then I joined as bland and had them all fooled!!! Doesn't matter though, you know how much money I make... yeah but do you have insurance?"
- Keyser Soze - 01-16-2004
sorry slash, evian and fatone.