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- Black Lazerus - 06-01-2004

I own 2 registerd firearms a handgun and a shotgun. anything more is really over kill. MAD is a cripple, maybe thats why he needs more guns.


- The Jays - 06-01-2004

Less guns, more samurai swords and ninja stars! You're allowing the gun companies to have a monopoly over the weaponry industry, and allowing your waistline to grow by relying on petty machinery to save your ass rather than taking to time to study the art of sword slaying and ninja star throwing!


- Black Lazerus - 06-01-2004

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.


- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004

Mad Wrote:Did I say I owned that many? Fucking lack of reading comprehension dog fucker.
You're one to talk but barring that I understand a veteran owning guns in a collection just as I can understand an athlete owning 200 bats.

You're not a veteran or a member of any armed service.


- The Jays - 06-01-2004

Seriously, Ninjas will kick the Navy seals ass anytime, anywhere, anyplace. Ninja kill swiftly, and move swiftly too. Look at The Foot. When the turtles weren't around (who are the baddest ninja badasses of all ninjas) The Foot could kick major civilian ass, and vanish with the words "NINJA VANISH!"

Drop the gun ownership kick, and become a ninja today!


- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004

Or become a turtle and get adopted by a giant rat.


- The Jays - 06-01-2004

Pfft, you know what the acceptance rates are for training under a ninja mutant rat? They're higher than Harvard, Julliard and Cooper Union combined!


- Mad - 06-01-2004

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Mad Wrote:Did I say I owned that many? Fucking lack of reading comprehension dog fucker.
You're one to talk but barring that I understand a veteran owning guns in a collection just as I can understand an athlete owning 200 bats.

You're not a veteran or a member of any armed service.
I am a member of the unorganized militia, as are you.


- The Jays - 06-01-2004

Like the redjackets or confederates are just waiting to storm over the Mason Dixon line


- HedCold - 06-01-2004

Quote:and Cooper Union combined!
cooper union is free

unless that was part of the joke or something


- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004

Mad Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Mad Wrote:Did I say I owned that many? Fucking lack of reading comprehension dog fucker.
You're one to talk but barring that I understand a veteran owning guns in a collection just as I can understand an athlete owning 200 bats.

You're not a veteran or a member of any armed service.
I am a member of the unorganized militia, as are you.
whatever you are a member of please leave me out of it


- The Jays - 06-01-2004

HedCold Wrote:
Quote:and Cooper Union combined!
cooper union is free

unless that was part of the joke or something
I never mentioned the cost. I said acceptance rates, you know, for example, how thousands of people will apply, but only 30 will get in?


- HedCold - 06-01-2004

oh
yea i missed that :3:


- The Jays - 06-01-2004

It's ok. Just join me and my ninja militia, and we'll invade Monmouth county!


- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004

It'd be like the jap animation version of south park where they all pretended they were ninjas.

Jays will be Butters ofcourse.


- Goatweed - 06-01-2004

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- drusilla - 06-01-2004

HedCold Wrote:
Quote:and Cooper Union combined!
cooper union is free

unless that was part of the joke or something
i work at cooper!

jorge went there.