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- Keyser Soze - 06-15-2004
well now im impressed. i didnt realize how much talent it takes to tell other people to hang lights.
- Arpikarhu - 06-15-2004
no talent at all. i just flick the big switch on , then flick it off. i got the job cause i have good attendance.
- GonzoStyle - 06-15-2004
If thomas edison could only see arpi today he'd have known it was all worth the long and tedious years of work. Not only is his light bulb one of the common place inventions in use today but people get paid just to turn them on now.
- Keyser Soze - 06-15-2004
and even get paid to tell other people to turn them on!
- Arpikarhu - 06-15-2004
"you there! flick that switch!"
"good job. my work here is done"
- Baker - 06-15-2004
:13:
- Goatweed - 06-15-2004
Baker!
- GonzoStyle - 06-16-2004
Arpikarhu Wrote:"you there! flick that switch!"I bet you don't even have to speak by this point, all you do is point and make the on/off motion with your hand.
"good job. my work here is done"
- Arpikarhu - 06-16-2004
Quote:I bet you don't even have to speak by this point, all you do is point and make the on/off motion with your handi wish. unfortunately union rules require me to say, "hey you, flick the switch".
i always need a nap afterwards.
- GonzoStyle - 06-20-2004
Arpikarhu Wrote:You're actually required to say that amount of words? what the fuck do they think you are, a machine?Quote:I bet you don't even have to speak by this point, all you do is point and make the on/off motion with your handi wish. unfortunately union rules require me to say, "hey you, flick the switch".
i always need a nap afterwards.
Wouldn't "Hey, the switch" be enough?
If it were in brooklyn i'd think "fucko, the switch" would suffice.
- Arpikarhu - 06-20-2004
i know! its fucking aggravating. i tried, "you, switch!" but they wouldnt do it and got the shop steward all up in my business. fucking union!
- GonzoStyle - 06-20-2004
Reagan woulda squashed the problem for you and had time to have some jelly beans.
- Arpikarhu - 06-21-2004
you got me all riled up so i tried, "hey, make with the switch!" today and they brought me up on charges with the union.
- GonzoStyle - 06-21-2004
Tell them Gonzo said its ok.
- Galt - 06-21-2004
as an aside, iPods are pretty cool. iTunes is a great media player.
- Arpikarhu - 06-21-2004
welcome to the 21st century
- Galt - 06-21-2004
I already own one lanky