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- Danked - 03-13-2003
But I want an oompah loompah now!
- Danked - 03-13-2003
Dave: Hey I have an idea. I'll give up coffee, if you give up cigarettes. Huh? We'll go through this together.
Bill: But you should have to give up something of equal difficulty. Like going to the bathroom.
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:do i get spanked for that?if you're good
- Danked - 03-13-2003
A complaint about the complaint box... delicious.
- Suzie - 03-13-2003
Joe: I don't trust banks
Beth: So you just keep your money in a shoebox under your bed?
Joe: Like I'm gonna tell you where I keep my shoebox!
- Danked - 03-13-2003
Lisa: Dave, tell me your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Dave: Oh, no.
Lisa: Oh, come on! You can tell me.
Dave: No, it's too embarrassing.
Lisa: Come on, please?
Dave: Oh, OK. Ever since I was 14 years old, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...
Lisa: That's very cute.
Dave: ...with a space prostitute.
- Suzie - 03-13-2003
Did Heaven loose two angels? "Cuz I can see them bouncin around in your blouse!
- diceisgod - 03-14-2003
A dick can be thought of as an eating utensil with special properties.
- Suzie - 03-16-2003
I've decided to put off watching soaps while I clean. Instead it's a NR marathon!
-You're gonna be bigger than, ...Dave, who's that guy that's really big?
- Andre the Giant?
- No, no, the one that's not dead yet.
- Hulk Hogan?
-That's the one!
Edited By Suzie on 1047843352
- Suzie - 03-16-2003
A highlight from each episode I watch today.
You want to know how to get a woman? Walk up to her, and whisper the dirtiest thing you can think of in her ear. If she doesn't slap your face and walk away, she's interested.
- Suzie - 03-16-2003
Duct tape? That stuff's a rip off. I make my own tape.
- Danked - 03-17-2003
Jimmy, Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
- Suzie - 03-17-2003
"If you like a girl, you should buy her flowers."
"All flowers say is, 'I like you but I'm a tongue-tied freak'"
"Or, 'I'm sorry I made a pass at your sister.'"
- diceisgod - 03-18-2003
There is no "right" and "wrong". Only win or lose.