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- IrishAlkey - 10-01-2003
LOL
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
Is Alkey drunk?
- GonzoStyle - 10-01-2003
It coulda been worse if he said "I am spider-man"
- IrishAlkey - 10-01-2003
I AM TIGER WOODS!
LOL
- GonzoStyle - 10-01-2003
WHO ARE YOU!!!!!
- Doc - 10-01-2003
You had more control than me. I would have just done this >) a bunch of times and ran away
- The Sleeper - 10-01-2003
Doc Wrote:You had more control than me. I would have just done this >) a bunch of times and ran awayi did that when he came into chat one time
- GonzoStyle - 10-01-2003
streetangelny: you liked that i take it?
Floydswat: oh yes!
Floydswat: very much
streetangelny: how much?
Floydswat: as in there's no blood in my upper body much.
Floydswat: hehe
streetangelny: nicey nice
Floydswat: i understand
Floydswat: i've got to leave in a bit for bar 9 anyway
streetangelny: so early?
Floydswat: i go to school down in trenton. so it takes me about an hour & a half to get there
streetangelny: wow you drive that far to go there? these parties are that good?
Floydswat: i actually live in bergen county, so it's not bad when i'm hom. i only go to the bar 9 gigs though from school.
streetangelny: i see
Floydswat: they're fun, i just hang out with Brother Joe, sometimes Ant.
Floydswat: every once in a while Norton & Vos show up. it's a fun night.
streetangelny: wow, sounds like a lot of fun
streetangelny: i may have to try and talk my roomie into going
Floydswat: you should!
streetangelny: i will when i get home
Floydswat: come without her even. it'll be worth it, trust me.
streetangelny: if not i will just write somemore stories
Floydswat: yeah, but that's not as fun as getting to take me home [;-)]
streetangelny: i don't have my car anymore [
]streetangelny: oh really?
streetangelny: and tell me what if i did take you home?
Floydswat: then we can make our own story.
streetangelny: hmm
Floydswat: and forget writing it, we can just cut to turning it into a live action play
Floydswat: lol
streetangelny: what kind of story?
Floydswat: oh, something with a very happy ending
streetangelny: how much experience do you have?
Floydswat: actually very little.
streetangelny: omg really?
Floydswat: like i said. i'm shy. so unless a girl throws herself at me, i keep to myself.
Floydswat: yeah. that a turn off? lol
streetangelny: just the opposite actually
Floydswat: oh yeah?
streetangelny: another fantasy of mine if you will
streetangelny: how many girls have you had sex with? or may i not be so nosy?
Floydswat: 1
Floydswat: oh, you fantasize about corrupting me?
streetangelny: really?
Floydswat: yup
streetangelny: and what did you do with thiss one?
Floydswat: oh, nothing special.
Floydswat: a bit of this a bit of that. the traditional repetoire.
streetangelny: c'mon you can tell me
streetangelny: oral? intercourse? normal missinary or what?
Floydswat: oral, intercourse, a bit of missionary, a bit of her riding me.
streetangelny: what did you like best?
Floydswat: i enjoyed seeing her on top of me.
streetangelny: why's that?
Floydswat: it was sexy. it was nice to look up and see her arching her back and getting really into it.
streetangelny: do you like to do it with the lights on or off?
Floydswat: we had the lights on.
Floydswat: but if you prefer them off, i'm fine with that. lol
streetangelny: i say lights on and video it baby [
]Floydswat: kinky. i'm game.
Floydswat: lol
streetangelny: how long has it benn since this happened?
Floydswat: that was a while ago. it was last june.
streetangelny: wow really?
Floydswat: yup
streetangelny: why no one since?
Floydswat: like i said. shyness mostly.
streetangelny: c'mon now and no girls have tried? what a shame
Floydswat: nope.
Floydswat: not a one
Floydswat: lol. now i sound pathetic
streetangelny: so i guess i have no competition? nice
Floydswat: nope. i'm all yours
streetangelny: you need to get more agressive boy, go for what you want!
Floydswat: hey, i offered to let you take me home tonight, that's a start!
Floydswat: lol
streetangelny: well if i do then after i have my way with you you will have to reciprocate
Floydswat: it would be my pleasure. i'm completely at your disposal.
streetangelny: only if i am at yours
Floydswat: i think we could find a bit of symbiosis
streetangelny: i'll see what i can do for tonight
Floydswat: does that mean i should wear something sexy? lol
streetangelny: ah and what is considered sexy to you my dear?
Floydswat: well, i'm usually a t-shirt & jeans kind of guy
Floydswat: but if it makes a difference, i'll throw on something a bit less simple
streetangelny: eh boring
Floydswat: yeah, but i pull the look off
Floydswat: lol
streetangelny: again with the modesty [:-P]
streetangelny: what about the underwear? or will there not be any?
Floydswat: i tell you what, i'll put on a soft button down shirt. and just bring a tshirt if it's hot inside.
Floydswat: boxers.
Floydswat: black calvin klein's
streetangelny: eh
Floydswat: nah, they're nice
Floydswat: easy access. hehe
streetangelny: are they the tight kind?
Floydswat: no.
Floydswat: a bit loose
streetangelny: we'll have to take you shopping
Floydswat: do i have to show you?
streetangelny: i think you should
Floydswat: deal
Floydswat: can you connect for images?
Floydswat: nm. i just emailed it
streetangelny: nah still on this crappy computer system
streetangelny: i work (well intern) at my school our computers suck
Floydswat: well, i'm going to head in.
streetangelny: ok have fun if i can't make it
Floydswat: hopefully you can get the real view tonight [:-D]
streetangelny: nicey nice
Floydswat: see you soon (hopefully) otherwise have fun writing.
streetangelny: ok baby
- Galt - 10-01-2003
why do you pretend to be girls? Doesn't it make you feel icky?
- GonzoStyle - 10-01-2003
That wasn't me silly pants
- diceisgod - 10-01-2003
They don't feel guilty about twisting their own nipples if they pretend like that
- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-01-2003
that was so incredible.
- Doc - 10-01-2003
Does it make me a voyeur if I can't get enough of this shit? Screw realitity TV, this is fucking classic material
- Keyser Soze - 10-01-2003
gonzo wins.
my favorite line of that is
Quote:Floydswat: a bit of this a bit of that. the traditional repetoire.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-01-2003
isnt that how sex with a 15 year old is always refered to?
- IrishAlkey - 10-01-2003
He showed her his repetoire.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-01-2003
yeah but could she feel it?
- Keyser Soze - 10-01-2003
"traditional repetoire" ??? who is he having sex with, Grace Kelly?
- The Sleeper - 10-01-2003
wow that wins best post ever ever ever ever ever
- The Sleeper - 10-01-2003
thekman11 (12:49:50 AM): you are mean
thekman11 (12:49:55 AM): i want to be friends
thekman11 (12:50:01 AM): >)
OA Upuauat (12:50:04 AM): I am not the one hung up on >) you are the ones using it
thekman11 (12:50:12 AM): hahah you used it as soon as you came in
thekman11 (12:50:20 AM): OMG ITS MY TRADMARK SMILEY
Jemo123 (12:50:25 AM): he's trying to be mean so we think he's actually upauaut
OA Upuauat (12:50:28 AM): you keep on reusing it and think it is funny
Jemo123 (12:50:33 AM): i think its hilarious
thekman11 (12:50:36 AM): me too
OA Upuauat (12:50:57 AM): atleast it was original on my part, lame or not. You are just rehashing my stuff.
Jemo123 (12:50:59 AM): but maybe thats because we're lamerz!
OA Upuauat (12:51:08 AM): try being original, I know it may be hard.
thekman11 (12:51:12 AM): upuauat, can we be bestest buddies?
OA Upuauat (12:51:16 AM): no
thekman11 (12:51:19 AM): why not :-(
OA Upuauat (12:51:29 AM): I don't know you
OA Upuauat (12:51:32 AM): nor do I care to
thekman11 (12:51:37 AM): we can get to know each other
OA Upuauat (12:51:51 AM): No we can't.
thekman11 (12:51:55 AM): i got nothing but love for ya
OA Upuauat (12:51:58 AM): you and jemo can team up
OA Upuauat (12:52:05 AM): maybe come up with an original thought
OA Upuauat (12:52:17 AM): rub your heads together and see what you two can squeeze out
thekman11 (12:52:18 AM): that can happen later, right now we should get to know each other