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- Skitchr4u - 05-10-2002
the condom would be fine thank you
- Luna - 05-10-2002
Quote:i have lots of beads, anal beads too! come on luna, leave the sofaking to silera, she can handle him by herselfOkey dokey! :fucking: :fucking: :fucking: :fucking: :fucking:
- Skitchr4u - 05-10-2002
come on luna, here are your beads, lets go...silera doesnt' want me
- Ken'sPen - 05-10-2002
I think I am going to have to lock the savage up.
- Skitchr4u - 05-10-2002
don't you call luna a savage you bad pimp!! i :loveya: teh luna
- Luna - 05-10-2002
Skitch is my hero! :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
- crx girl - 05-11-2002
Quote:A PICTURE is worth a thousand words.....i'd have to consult with my fellow wenches, but i think a little preview is a distinct possibilty.....
incidentally, i didn't know you'd recruited seph to send out email solicitations, look what i just got in my mailbox:
Quote:We are opening our files only for exceptionally, beautiful female
models or aspiring models to submit their most recent full body images
for consideration of any of our future projects.....
You should have an hour glass figure, exotic look, be able to pose and
handle adult playboy styled semi and nude photo posses, bikini and
lingerie shots, able to travel with our ontourage, be able to come to
the Hudson Valley in NY for a 2 - 7 day audition and test shots, be
able to fit into female size small or medium costuming...have a
wonderful mature personality, be able to handle yourself making new
friends and business associations and want to do promotional work.
Feel free to send your PR via snail mail only to...
Fine Art Productions, Richie Suraci Pictures, MultiMedia, InterActive
67 Maple St.
Newburgh, NY 12550-4034
1 914 527 9740
short text messages only to 9145279740@voicestream.net
rs7fap@idsi.net email
Thank you for your consideration and good luck.....
Edited By crx girl on May 11 2002 at 02:28
- Ken'sPen - 05-11-2002
:toast:
- LZMF1 - 05-11-2002
ski, i tired silera out but luna is still up for more!!!!!
whew!!!!!!! i think i'll take another nap........ :drool:
- Rape Fantasizer - 05-12-2002
How does one become a wench?
- FNMoron - 05-12-2002
Quote:How does one become a wench?
c'mere... :fucking:
- Ken'sPen - 05-12-2002
Rape come to my office I have an application with your name on it waiting for you........
- Rape Fantasizer - 05-12-2002
Is that what you kiddies are calling it nowadays? An application?
- slackjaw - 05-13-2002
Ok, time to put the brothel out of business..... Ladies, free booze, weed, and all the pills you need. House cut is 25%, and you only have to give me one freebie a week....each of course. YOU choose the client, and you set the price. Enough of this bullshit spreading your legs and working your asses off to make that fucker rich.
Oh, did I mention that my benefits include full medical and dental, a sweet prescription plan, and 401k? Oh, and another thing..... my roomate is a doctor.... can you say SERIOUS pills?
- Ken'sPen - 05-13-2002
Slack......
I think you've been suckin down too much of your roomate's..........
pills......
Now come on Rape we gotta get you to fill out the paperwork,
and see if you pass the oral exam.
- Rape Fantasizer - 05-13-2002
Pass? I'll ace that one.
- Ken'sPen - 05-13-2002
:blow:
hmmmmmm, yes high marks indeed!
So do you have any specialties we should be made aware of?
- NaughtyAngel - 05-13-2002
i love teh slackjaw, maybe he can be my new sex on the side since hybrid ditched me
- Ken'sPen - 05-13-2002
Well queeny,
please try to restrain your boy toy from trying to undermine my labor force.
- Skitchr4u - 05-13-2002
luna wins!! :bouncer: :bouncer: she is amazing, all i can say:blow: