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- Ken'sPen - 09-09-2002
YOU wanted out the first time a guy looked at you....
I am hurt,
I need a woman to cuddle me and make me feel better.....
anyone?....
anyone?.....
- PollyannaFlower46 - 09-09-2002
Ken, if you want a divorce, she's going to get half your assets, you're better off just killing her.
- Arthur Dent - 09-09-2002
Quote:(I saw that in a movies somewhere I think)
Mission Impossible 2. Saw on cable Sunday.
uicide: Danked only loves Ladi for her :fuggin: .
- NaughtyAngel - 09-09-2002
neak: dont give him ideas
- Danked - 09-09-2002
And her mind.
(Within which she has the phone numbers of people with weed.)
- Ken'sPen - 09-09-2002
Naughty Angel and I are going Sky Diving this weekend....
anyone want to come watch,
perhaps video my alibi?
- NaughtyAngel - 09-09-2002
YOURE GOING TO SWITCH PACKS ON ME ARENT YOU!!!!
when i pull the string its gonna be clothes, like what happens in every fucking cartoon
- DGW - 09-09-2002
doesn't Amy get's the one packed with kitchen utensils????
- NaughtyAngel - 09-09-2002
oh hush GW you already tried to kill me once this weekend, thats enough for one week
- Arthur Dent - 09-09-2002
Danked likes Ladi's :fuggin: cause she stores it in her snatch panties to properly "age" it.
- Danked - 09-09-2002
Actually, it keeps it pretty moist and fluffy down there.
- Tenbatsuzen - 09-09-2002
Quote:when i pull the string its gonna be clothes, like what happens in every fucking cartoon
And at the very worst, an anvil could drop on you out of nowhere
- virgingrrl - 09-09-2002
:lookatme:
i only read the first page, but i have info that will help danked:
do like i do, brush your teeth in the shower! saves time, and no mess!
- Danked - 09-09-2002
Hippies don't shower, silly grrl.
- virgingrrl - 09-09-2002
then why do you brush your teeth?
- Ken'sPen - 09-09-2002
so his breath won't smell like pot when the cop pulls him over for being a hippie driving a 77 duster.
- Doc - 09-09-2002
Cause if his breath stunk, that would make him "odd"
- Danked - 10-01-2002
I just showered, brushed my teeth, and shaved all at once. :thumbs-up:
- Hybrid - 10-01-2002
you're a model american :thumbs-up:
- PollyannaFlower46 - 10-01-2002
I just showered too....turns out there's going to be no hot water tomorrow morning....I'm WIDE awake now.... :crackhead: