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- Brokenjaw - 02-18-2002 <center>SEX AND CANDY - Marcy Playground Hangin' round downtown by myself And I had so much time To sit and think about myself And then there she was Like double cherry pie Yeah there she was Like disco superfly I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Hangin' 'round downtown by myself And I had too much caffeine And I was thinkin' 'bout myself And then there she was In platform double suede Yeah there she was Like disco lemonade I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Mama this surely is a dream Yeah mama this must be my dream </center> - Mr. Brownstone - 02-18-2002 <center> Sex and Religion - Steve Vai Repent, repent, repent ye sinners What do you think you got, when you thought you had a lot But all your feelings are dead? And who do you think you are, when you're reaching for the stars But all your feelings are dead? Must you make a decision, between sex and religion Why can't you love God in your bed? Chorus: Well, Jesus Christ is in your bed tonight, to bring you back from the dead How are you gonna fight for what you think is right If all your feelings are dead? And what can you know of love, from the eyes of a child to the heavens above When all your feelings are dead? It's a tragic condition, sex and religion, makin' a manic mess in your head (chorus) Jesus Christ, or any son of the heatless light When all your feelings are dead Resurrection! I raise my hands high up into the air Get down on my knees and start-a-prayin' When love walks in, my body begins I feel my promised land comin', but I gotta go to hell now And those creatures, evangelist preachers The ones that take money, for the promise of hope Well, they are dangerous, I'm not dangerous Brain washing us, and we're not gonna take it (Solo) I just wanna know, oh, Lord, how it is so How is it that you can take my sins away? Oh, Lord tell me, so I can see the light again I don't think anybody can take my sins away How can the truth be known, if we got little black holes in our souls And all our feelings are dead? Are we imprisoned by sex and religion Or is God the one that's trapped in our mess? (chorus) Jesus Christ, or any son of the heatless light To bring you back from the dead So remember now folks, when you kneel to pray Blow a little kiss to the hypocrites Good God knows when you turn the other cheek Which direction you're pointing it [Holy shit. Holy Jesus Christ, I hurt your brain, hah, Great God, Steve, oh My fingers are numb, right now Yeah, they're numb Can I deprive my brain of oxygen?] </center> - Sluggo - 02-18-2002 <center>BLACK SABBATH Disturbing the Priest Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha hah! de de de de de de death! Ahh ha ha ha ha half! Oh! Let's try get to the sky Hang on or you're going to die Sour life can turn sweet It's laying at your feet Sweet child with an innocent smile Watches closely all the while Don't be fooled when he cries Keep looking at the eyes Good life is contradiction Because of crucifixion If you're ready and have the need I will take your soul and plant my seed I just gotta listen to the night at the ending of the day I just gotta listen to the night as safety slips away Moving out of sight are the things you need to (see to feel/sleep fugue) And as they slip away becoming so unreal unreal You just gotta listen to the night as you're going upstairs You just gotta listen to the night and don't forget to say your prayers And as you lose control to the eyes in dark disguise And icy fingers send electric lies lies We're disturbing the priest Won't you please come to our feast Do we mind disturbing the priest? Not at all, not at all, not in the least Aahhh-ahhh, Do we mind disturbing the priest? Aahhh-ahhh, not at all, not at all, not in the least The force of the devil is the darkness the priest has to face The force of the night will destroy him but will not disgrace To get into his mind and to his soul you gotta set a light The flames of doubt so deep inside inside The devil and the priest can't exist if one goes away It's just like the battle of a sun and the moon and night and day Force of the devil that's we're all told to fear Watch out for religion when he gets too near too near We're disturbing the priest Won't you please come to our feast Do we mind disturbing the priest? Not at all, not at all, not in the least Good life is contradiction Because of crucifixion If you're ready and have the need I'll take your soul and plant my seed, oh Aahhhh, ahhhhh, ahhhahhh What heh hey Heh heh ahhhh-ha ha ha ha ha right Ohhhh(Ahhhhhh-ha ha) Ohhh Let's try getting to the sky Hang on or you're going to die Sour life can turn sweet Is laying at your feet Sweet child with an innocent smile Watches closely all the while And when he cries Keep looking at the eyes, ohh-ohh Oh-oh disturbing the priest! Yeah-oh disturbing the priest, yeah Heh ha ha ha hey Ah ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Heh Hehhahaha Ahhhahahahahad Ohhhahhgggg...</center> - Mr. Brownstone - 02-18-2002 <center> JUDAS PRIEST - PAINKILLER Faster than a bullet Terrifying scream Enraged and full of anger He's half man half machine Rides the Metal Monster Breathing smoke and fire Closing in with vengeance soaring high He is the Painkiller This is the Painkiller Planets devastated Mankind's on its knees A saviour comes from out the skies In answer to their pleas Through boiling clouds of thunder Blasting bolts of steel Evils going under deadly wheels He is the Painkiller This is the Painkiller Faster than a lazer bullet Louder than an atom bomb Chromium plated boiling metal Brighter than a thousand suns Flying high on rapture Stronger free and brave Nevermore encaptured They've been brought back from to grave With a mankind resurrected Forever to survive Return from Armageddon to the skies He is the Painkiller This is the Painkiller Wings of steel Painkiller Deadly wheels Painkiller </center> - The Sleeper - 02-18-2002 <center>Judith - A Perfect Circle you're such an inspiration for the ways that i will never ever choose to be oh so many ways for me to show you how your savior has abandoned you fuck your god! your lord, your christ he did this took all you had and left you this way still you prayed never straying never taste of the fruit you never thought to question why its not like you killed someone its not like you drove a hateful spear into his side praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed he did it all for you he did it all for you oh so many ways for me to show you how your dogma has abandoned you pray! to your christ, to your god never taste of the fruit never stray, never brake, never choke on the lie even though he's the one who did this to you you never thought to question why its not like you killed someone its not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side talk to jesus christ as if he knows the reasons why; he did it all for you he did it all for you he did it all for you </center> - Hey Ladi - 02-18-2002 Billie Holiday I'M ALL FOR YOU Let our friends say what they want to say If I'm wrong I'll be the one to pay No matter if it's true You'll find that I'm all for you Let the cards predict we'll drift apart And the stars forfeit of broken heart No matter it they do You'll find that I'm all for you I only know come what may You'll always find me by your side I may be a fool Time alone will decide Let them all say that it's just a game And I'm sure to lose But just the same no matter if I do You'll find that I'm all for you - Arpikarhu - 02-18-2002 Artist: Madonna Album: Madonna Title: Holiday Holiday Celebrate Holiday Celebrate Chorus: If we took a holiday, yeah Took some time to celebrate Just one day out of life It would be It would be so nice Everybody spread the word We're gonna have a celebration All across the world In every nation It's time for the good times Forget about the bad times One day to come together To release the pressure We need a holiday Chorus: You can turn this world around And bring back all of those happy days Put your trouble down It's time to celebrate Let love shine And we will find A way to come together And make things better We need a holiday Chorus: Holiday Celebrate Holiday Celebrate - Hey Ladi - 02-18-2002 Dead Kennedys Holiday in Cambodia So you been to school For a year or two And you know you've seen it all In daddy's car Thinkin' you'll go far Back east your type don't crawl Play ethnicky jazz To parade your snazz On your five grand stereo Braggin' that you know How the niggers feel cold And the slums got so much soul It's time to taste what you most fear Right Guard will not help you here Brace yourself, my dear¡ It's a holiday in Cambodia It's tough, kid, but it's life It's a holiday in Cambodia Don't forget to pack a wife You're a star-belly sneech You suck like a leach You want everyone to act like you Kiss ass while you bitch So you can get rich But your boss gets richer off you Well you'll work harder With a gun in your back For a bowl of rice a day Slave for soldiers Till you starve Then your head is skewered on a stake Now you can go where people are one Now you can go where they get things done What you need, my son¡. Is a holiday in Cambodia Where people dress in black A holiday in Cambodia Where you'll kiss ass or crack Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, etc¡. And it's a holiday in Cambodia Where you'll do what you're told A holiday in Cambodia Where the slums got so much soul - Sean Cold - 02-18-2002 <center>HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN Sex Pistols A cheap holiday in other peoples misery ! I don't wanna holiday in the sun I wanna go to the new belsen I wanna see some history cos now I got a reasonable economy ! Now I got a reason Now I got reason and I'm still waiting Now I got a reason Now I got a reason to be waiting the Berlin wall In sensurround sound in a two inch wall I was waiting for the communist call I didn't ask for sunshine and I got world war three I'm looking over the wall and they're looking at me ! Oh I got a reason now I got a reason and I'm still waiting Now I got a reason Now I got a reason to be waiting The Berlin wall They're staring all night and they're staring all day I had no reason to be here at all but now I got a reason it's no real reason and I'm waiting at Berlin wall I gotta go over the Berlin wall I don't understand this bit at all I don't understand it Claustrophobia there's too much paranoia there's too many closets I went in before and now I got a reason it's no real reason to be waiting ! The Berlin wall I wanna go over the Berlin wall I don't understand this bit at all Cheap dialogue cheap essential scenery I wanna go over the Berlin wall please don't be waiting for me. </center> - Arpikarhu - 02-18-2002 Artist: Aqua Album: Aquarium Title: Good Morning Sunshine When the sun is up, on a clear blue sky, you will act like a lover. When the sky is grey, and the rain comes down, you will run for cover. Feel the heat, come out of cold, and your arm is touching me. Good morning sunshine, you are my only light, lying with me by my side, you keep me warm all day. Just stay with me. Good morning sunshine, be with me all day, Just don't let the rain pass you by, when it's cloudy or windy and the snowflakes arrive, you somehow just make me, make me feel I'm alive. When you leave my field then you light the stars Fading away in horizon there is a million streets leading off the night, waiting for sun to be risen Feel the heat, come out of cold, and your arm is touching me. Good morning sunshine, you're my only light, lying with me by my side, you keep me warm all day. Just stay with me. Good morning sunshine, be with me all day, Just don't let the rain pass you by, - Maynard - 02-18-2002 <center>Good Morning Starshine From the broadway musical "Hair" Good morning starshine The earth says "hello" You twinkle above us We twinkle below. Good Morning Starshine You lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singin' song Gliddy glub gloopy; Nibby nabby noopy La la la lo lo... Sabba sibby sabba; Nooby abba nabba Le le lo lo... Tooby ooby walla; Nooby abba nabba Early morning singin' song. Good Morning Starshine The earth says "hello" You twinkle above us We twinkle below. Good Morning Starshine You lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singin' song Singin' a song, humming a song Singing a song... Loving a song, laughing a song Singing a song... Sing the song; Song the sing Song song song sing Sing sing sing sing song Song song song sing Sing sing sing sing song Good Morning Starshine The universe rings With Milky Way music Our blue planet sings. Good Morning Starshine And someday so strong They'll hear the song we sang Our early morning singin' song</center><font color=EEEEEE> Edited By Maynard on Feb. 18 2002 at 12:13 - Arpikarhu - 02-18-2002 Artist: Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds Album: The Boatman's Call Title: Black Hair Last night my kisses were banked in black hair And in my bed, my lover, her hair was midnight black And all her mystery dwelled within her black hair And her black hair framed a happy heart-shaped face And heavy-hooded eyes inside her black hair Shined at me from the depths of her hair of deepest black While my fingers pushed into her straight black hair Pulling her black hair back from her happy heart-shaped face To kiss her milk-white throat, a dark curtain of black hair Smothered me, my lover with her beautiful black hair The smell of it is heavy. It is charged with life On my fingers the smell of her deep black hair Full of all my whispered words, her black hair And wet with tears and good-byes, her hair of deepest black All my tears cried against her milk-white throat Hidden behind the curtain of her beautiful black hair As deep as ink and black, black as the deepest sea The smell of her black hair upon my pillow Where her head and all its black hair did rest Today she took a train to the West Today she took a train to the West Today she took a train to the West - Hey Ladi - 02-18-2002 Hair She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright. I'm hairy high and low, Don't ask me why; don't know! It's not for lack of bread Like the Grateful Dead; darling Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there, hair! Shoulder length, longer (hair!) Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy CHORUS: Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair) Flow it, Show it; Long as God can grow it, My Hair! Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas in my hair A home for fleas, a hive for bees A nest for birds, there ain't no words For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my CHORUS I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied! O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can, Then my hair's too short! Down to here, down to there, Down to where, down to there; It stops by itself! doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me in my toga My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair My hair like Jesus wore it Hallelujah I adore it Hallelujah Mary loved her son Why don't my Mother love me? - Maynard - 02-18-2002 <center>LET IT BE The Beatles, covered by Nick Cave on the I Am Sam soundtrack WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE, MOTHER MARY COMES TO ME, SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE. AND IN MY HOUR OF DARKNESS, SHE IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE. LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE. WHISPER WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE. AND WHEN THE BROKEN-HEARTED PEOPLE LIVING IN THE WORLD AGREE, THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT BE. FOR THOUGH THEY MAY BE PARTED, THERE IS STILL A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE, THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT BE. LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE. YEH, THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT BE. LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE. WHISPER WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE. LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, YEAH, LET IT BE. WHISPER WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE. AND WHEN THE NIGHT IS CLOUDY, THERE IS STILL A LIGHT THAT SHINES ON ME, SHINE UNTIL TOMORROW, LET IT BE. I WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF MUSIC, MOTHER MARY COMES TO ME, SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE. YEAH, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, YEAH, LET IT BE. OH, THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT BE. LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, YEAH, LET IT BE. THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT BE. LET IT BE, LET IT BE, LET IT BE, YEAH, LET IT BE. WHISPER WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE.</center> - Arpikarhu - 02-18-2002 Artist: ATC Album: Planet Pop Title: Let Me Come & Let Me Go If you want me to knock you out And show what i'm about Then hear what i am saying I know that you've been there before You say you know the score But that's not how i'm playing Freedom is water for my leaves And love is the sun You won't see me beggin' on my knees But you're still the one Let me come and let me go Cause i want you to know That i will never leave you If you never let me down I'll always be around Let me come and let me go To keep your foot inside the door And make me give you more You gotta learn to play me Baby don't cover up my eyes And count on a surprise That's not the way to tame me Freedom is water for my leaves And love is the sun You won't see me beggin' on my knees But you're still the one Let me come & let me go Cause i want you to know That i will never leave you If you never let me down I'll always be around Let me come & let me go - Hey Ladi - 02-18-2002 Billy Idol COME ON, COME ON Darlin' through these clothes that I bought you no less [Won't] get you what you need on The trouble crosses and then It's only your fixes that did never fit No one's gonna make you cry for your love life tonight Ohhh, how do I know It's because I believe In a love that is so strong It's a love crush number one If a love crush says come on Come on, come on, come on, come on Come on, Yea I said come on, Wow, I said come on Yes like this Come on, come on, come on, come on Come on, Yes like this Yes, you know raving crazy to say things I did you were sure We don't need no panic patches some more Look reality forbids you pin don't you feel it No one's gonna make you fight your love life tonight Oh no, why do I know It's because I believe In a love that is so strong It's[In?] a love crush number one [If] it's a love crush says come on Come on, come on, come on, come on Come on, Yea I said come on, Wow, I said come on Yes like this Come on, come on, come on, come on Come on, Yes like this I said no, not the room at the top I can't speed down and the pressures dropped No longer room at the top Oh we're gonna speed down and the pressures dropped How do I know It's because I believe In a love that is so strong It's a love crush number one If[And that's?] a love crush says come on Come on, come on, come on, come on Come on You're gonna get it tonight You're gonna get it tonight You're gonna get it tonight You're gonna get it tonight - Arpikarhu - 02-18-2002 Artist: Eminem Album: Slim Shady LP Title: Cum On Everybody Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um... twelve My favoite color is red, like the blood shed In Curt Cobains head when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin' at my shishkabob Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starve You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat I got a wardrobe with an orange robe I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs untill my show I just rememberd that I'm absent minded Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it I freestylin ever verse that I spit Cuz I don't even remember the words to my shit I told the doc that I need a change in sickness I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphalis Put my LP on your Christmas wish list You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this Cum on everybody, get down tonight (x8) I tried suicide once and I'll try it again That's why I write songs where I die at the end Cuz I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck" I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry I'm bored out of my gord So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford I guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage And if you ever see a video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit Cum on everybody, get down tonight (x8) Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit Cuz they think I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy So I told 'um I was Mike D, It was like I told um meet me at Kid Rocks next concert I'll be standin by the Loch Ness monster, peace out Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out till I started bustin freestyles Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick Made a couple of crank calls collect I wanna make songs all the fellas dog And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset Cum on everybody get down tonight - Hey Ladi - 02-18-2002 Brass Monkey Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel Put your left leg down your right leg up Tilt your head back let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell (repeat chorus) Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey This girl walked by she gave me the eye I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip (repeat chorus) Step up to the bar put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff (repeat chorus) - Arpikarhu - 02-18-2002 Artist: 10cc Album: Mirror Mirror Title: The Monkey And The Onion See the monkey peel the onion See the monkey cry He can feel his tears are flowin' But he don't know why He continues peeling faster `Til the onion is no more Now at last his cryin's over But all he had is gone Whatever for You and I are always chasing Wild ambitions and far off dreams As we run in all directions Nothing's quite the joy it seems If I tell you that I love you Don't ask how much And don't ask why Have no doubt and ask no questions Just believe it's not a lie Never take my love for granted But never put it to the test Like the monkey and his onion Too much investigation You know the rest You and I are always chasing Wild ambitions and far off dreams As we run in all directions Nothing's quite the joy it seems On that we could be contented With the good things that we've gained But in the end we're empty handed Just because we need the world explained - Luna - 02-18-2002 <center>Glass Onion (Lennon/McCartney) I told you about strawberry fields You know the place where nothing is real Well here's another place you can go Where everything flows. Looking through the bent backed tulips To see how the other half live Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the walrus and me-man You know that we're as close as can be-man Well here's another clue for you all The walrus was Paul. Standing on the cast iron shore-yeah Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet-yeah Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the fool on the hill I tell you man he living there still Well here's another place you can be Listen to me. Fixing a hole in the ocean Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah Looking through a glass onion. </center> |