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- Galt - 01-30-2005
I was supposed to meet a girl, but I transposed two of the numbers wrong when I wrote them down. I called her from a bar, and couldn't really hear the person that I called, but it was a girl. After a bit, I just hung up and thought that it was probably a wrong number. About 20 minutes later, I received a text message from the girl I had called.
Quote:Her: Do I know u Somehow Cuz u called me
Me: I thought I bought my ferrari from you
Her: Well whats your name ill check
Me: No sorry. wrong number. i bought my car from sara. unless you are a model i must have written the wrong number down
Her: Yes actually I aM
Me: r u in NYC? Did I meet you in miami on new years or paris last week?
Her: I aM Not to sure you Maybe the city iM Always there. Ever in Philly or ac?
Me: Never in either of those ghetto cities
Her: Maye the city then. u said ur names jeff .. age?
Me: 26 prob a wrong num.
Her: Maybe not. You live in the city so you know anyone from jersey
Me: Yes. are we gonna fuck or what?
Her: Who. And where
Me: dont have the time for these games
Her: whatever just wanted to see who was Prankin me Peace
Me: Have fun in poverty
Her: Now where the hell would that be
Me: Jersey, obviously
Her: um wuteva u say Have fun in the ghetto theN
Me: I will give you $100,000 if you let me piss in your mouth
Her: Nasty.. You donT have that $ either
Me: In cash
Her: Go fuck yourself
Me: $50 and I'll piss in your hand?
Her: Leave Me the Fuk alone unless u tell me how u gnt this#
Me: Bathroom stall in Hoboken
Her: Sorry iM Not like that
Me: I masturbate into my own feces
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- HollywoodJewMoses - 01-30-2005
she soudns hot!
- diceisgod - 01-30-2005
Did you wind up meeting and fucking her, you cool guy you?
- GonzoStyle - 01-30-2005
Quote:Me: I masturbate into my own feces
and i'm the disgusting one... wuteva
- Keyser Soze - 01-31-2005
3 day rule!!!
- Galt - 01-31-2005
I gave her every opportunity to stop messaging me, yet she was relentless. I even told her it was a wrong number twice. I really should post her number in a bathroom stall in Hoboken.
- Keyser Soze - 01-31-2005
give sleeper her number
- GonzoStyle - 01-31-2005
Quote:Her: um wuteva u say Have fun in the ghetto theN
That woulda been funnier if you hadn't already said:
Quote:Me: Have fun in poverty