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- diceisgod - 02-12-2005
I just got back from the latest asylum my grandmother is visiting. The last hospital she was at she fell and broke her hip and she has been in and out of a conscious state ever since: either a complete zombie or a manic babbling mess. Well ultimatley they are going to have to try to "zap" her back to reality. But that particular hospital didn't have the EZT equipment or staff trained on it. She's like 80 and she might die from it but it's been so long that she's been messed up and there's really nothing left to lose at this point. So they transfered her there and EZT worked like 15 years ago when she was going through similar problems. She had the shock treatment and had worked her way to a state where she was completely self sufficient and was able to manage her depression with medication. But on to the more important issues...
I was at the nut case division of the new hospital (like the fourth one i've been to in a year) and granny was in one of her bad spells. Completely paranoid, warning me not to eat anything or they'll slip me a pill, capture, and torture me like they done her. PLEASE LEAVE! GO! PLEASE LEAVE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I was on red alert! Well in looking around and casing the joint looking for these devious men in white coats I see this hot fucking chink strolling down the hall. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Beautiful body and I could see she had a tattoo just above her ass like a biker chicks or some JAP, trendy whore pornstar wanna-be. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO She was smokin hot, tremendous ass, nice juicy athletic thighs, perky tits. I was thinking she was a nurse or a nurses-aide. However, I overheard a conversation between her and another pretty hot looking chick (who was very clearly on staff there). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME The chink was asking the nurse/nurseaide if she could help her shave her armpits. Turns out the gook was a patient and I guess they were afraid she'd try to cut herself or something thus needed someone to be there while she did the deed (other wise i would think this to be a pretty disgusting scene, a turnoff, HELP ME SHAVE MY ARMPITS ugh, but for some reason it was arosing and the blood started to flow to the peepee as all of these perverted scenarios flew through my mind) I was thinking maybe she got raped? Maybe she's suicidal? And most predominantly: I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I look down toward the bed at my grandmother who is deleriously staring out the door of her room waiting for something horrible to happen. IT'S A TORTURE CHAMBER! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! How vulnerable is that hot fucking gook right now - I think to myself as she slinks up and down the hall, pacing seemingly carelessly. PLEASE She pranced flirtatiously with her ass nearly creaping out of her white sweat pants, up and down, up and down, up and down, this way then that way, this way, that. FUCK ME- that's the only logical thought that I could imagine running through her mind. PLEASE GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
- Goatweed - 02-12-2005
does the asylum have hot coffee at least?
- Mad - 02-12-2005
Why didn't you just trade a pack of smokes for the chink chick?
- The Sleeper - 02-12-2005
dig bukowski
- Hoon - 02-12-2005
You're hormones are making you miss one important fact.
She's insane!
She could've hidden razor blades in her penis garage..
She could be a biter with vd or worse, she could still be loyal to the VC.
- fbd - 02-13-2005
or she could be a depressed nympho. who knows
- Hoon - 02-13-2005
True.
I say, do her and let us know if the "asians have horizontal slits", myth is true.
- diceisgod - 02-13-2005
The chink was there again today. She is in some Bible reading group. So vulnerable right now. Hot.
- The Jays - 02-14-2005
Dude, you should totally spit the Bible to her, and tell her you'll give her awesome Bible stories about crazy people that will make her look so smart in her group, so that she can get an early releaser, and thank you by giving you some release, know what I mean, if you catch my drift?
- diceisgod - 02-14-2005
preach on, reverend! I'll quote her jays 3:16, Jesus commands you to suck my dick like a lollipop
Edited By diceisgod on 1108343589
- The Jays - 02-14-2005
I believe it goes something like "I am the Lord, Thy God. Thou shalt not suck no other dick before me. Thou shalt not take my dick in vain. Thou shalt honor the sabbath day, in which you suck my dick, and that day shall be Everyday."
- Tequila - 02-14-2005
I think you should take her to a baseball game with you.