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- diceisgod - 10-18-2005
...wake up in the middle of the night to piss and it's dark and your tired and groggy and you start pissing and you don't hear the water getting all stirred up and you know you're just fucking pissing all over the fucking place but you're like fuck it but you keep trying to hit the fucking right spot and instead of turning the lights on to see what you're doing you just keep going and then go back to bed and the next morning the bathroom smells like piss and there's yellow stains all over the toilet seat, the lip of the toilet, the floor, the trash can, the little toilet scrubby thing, and the side of the sink?
- diceisgod - 10-18-2005
no fair you just plop that shit right in the water
- Goatweed - 10-18-2005
I can't say that I have. sorry.
- diceisgod - 10-18-2005
you people must live in a cave...three times a week...minimum
- crx girl - 10-18-2005
no, but there have been times that someone left the seat up and i almost fell in.
- GonzoStyle - 10-18-2005
of course
- Keyser Soze - 10-18-2005
no
- Galt - 10-18-2005
I take it as a challenge.
- GonzoStyle - 10-18-2005
I laughed so much as I read digs description because its all so familiar, on point my friend. Especially about the part of being stubborn in not getting the lights and thinking you can still hit the spot properly, like you're daredevil or something.
- Hoon - 10-18-2005
i blame heroin for this.
but what's gonzo's excuse? chocolate moon pies?
- GonzoStyle - 10-18-2005
honesty cause everyone else has done it at least once, especially when drunk and if you say no then you're a filthy liar.
- Galt - 10-19-2005
or if you have just blown a load and you have some crusty in your urethra
- GonzoStyle - 10-19-2005
not my fault you have issues