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There's a girl in my office - Ken'sPen - 01-06-2006
who is a dead ringer for SI swimsuit model May Anderson....
anyway when I was at lunch she grabbed my desk calendar and drew on all the Girl's faces....
I think this means she wants my penis....
is my interpretation accurate?
- Gooch - 01-06-2006
that or she thinks you are a buffoon that she can draw on your personal property like that.
sounds more like flirtation, though. bang her. hard.
- Ken'sPen - 01-06-2006
I do have several Baffoon Like qualities....
I am no longer confident.
- Gooch - 01-06-2006
if she pisses on the calender, her vulva is yours.
- Ken'sPen - 01-06-2006
she just made a joke about me having a small dick,
I think that's a bad sign.
- Danked - 01-06-2006
Sue her for sexual harrassment.
- Ken'sPen - 01-06-2006
shouldn't you be wandering thru your neighborhood telling young children Santa isn't real?
- Gooch - 01-06-2006
Ken'sPen Wrote:she just made a joke about me having a small dick,
I think that's a bad sign.
actually, no...someone coworker from the Men's room must have blabbed.
still seems flirting..or just she's a cocktease.
- Ken'sPen - 01-06-2006
actually I think it was the Dominca chick who used to work here... she took my pants down in the hallway...
how the hell am I supposed to measure up to Domincan Dick for Christ's Sake?
- Gooch - 01-06-2006
are you still at same workplace, btw?
- Keyser Soze - 01-06-2006
take her into the street, thats where gooch works his romance.
- Gooch - 01-06-2006
only at 16. but, works for me.
- Ken'sPen - 01-06-2006
the street huh?
I'll put on some Beatles first and see if I can work a subliminal suggestion.
- Gooch - 01-06-2006
If she has red hair, she's on the go team.
- Ken'sPen - 01-06-2006
no red hair....
she looks exactly like may anderson.......
I googled a picture,
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- Adolf - 01-07-2006
does she have bangin' titties?
- Ken'sPen - 01-09-2006
her bra says 34 C,
but they look more like Bs to me.