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My new bit - Arpikarhu - 02-06-2006
when i am out at a bar, if i have to piss, i get up and turn to the person next to me and say, "i am going to the bathroom, need me to get you anything?"
guaranteed comedy gold!
- Galt - 02-06-2006
my new bit is stealing things from people when I'm at the bar.
And pissing in the stairwell.
- Ken'sPen - 02-06-2006
post your tits,
and you can be rape fantasizer.
- Hoon - 02-06-2006
My new bit is when my old friends meet my wife for the first time, I introducer her as my first wife.
And her response is:
'Yeah, Our divorce is pending though.
He never made good on the hardwood floors and flush toilet he promised to provide me before I accepted his proposal'.
You need a female partner people could believe you're involved with to pull off this caper, though.
Re: My new bit - Goatweed - 02-06-2006
Arpikarhu Wrote:when i am out at a bar, if i have to piss, i get up and turn to the person next to me and say, "i am going to the bathroom, need me to get you anything?"
guaranteed comedy gold!
I thought your new bit was hating me. Unless, that's not a bit?
- The Jays - 02-07-2006
My new bit is pinching the bartender's nipple when I don't have enough for a tip. That way they'll punch me in the face, and I'll get away without leaving the bartender a tip!
- GonzoStyle - 02-07-2006
wow arpi still sucks, what a surprise.
- diceisgod - 02-07-2006
when you go to get a haircut tell the barber to take it all off but leave the ears
- GonzoStyle - 02-07-2006
I love you so fuckin much
- Arpikarhu - 02-07-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:wow arpi still sucks, what a surprise.
we were doing the love thing before you left. dont spoil it now.
- GonzoStyle - 02-07-2006
I think I still hated you.
- Arpikarhu - 02-07-2006
no, you didnt.
- Goatweed - 02-07-2006
so it's not a bit? fuck!
- GonzoStyle - 02-07-2006
I take back my statement, we are in our love phase.
- Keyser Soze - 02-07-2006
the circle of love continues
- GonzoStyle - 02-07-2006
I love everyone, even hedcold.
- Keyser Soze - 02-07-2006
i love everyone too!!!
- Arpikarhu - 02-07-2006
the polls say that your love is unreturned.
- Keyser Soze - 02-07-2006
my love is unconditional!!!