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I was supposed to go buy my mom a birthday card today - GonzoStyle - 02-12-2006
but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.
- Mad - 02-12-2006
DON'T SNIFF THE GLUE OR YOU'LL END LIKE DIG.
- Keyser Soze - 02-12-2006
dear mom,
roses are red
violets are blue
you're such a swell mom
i'd jerk off to you
love,
eddie
- Goatweed - 02-12-2006
that brought tears to my eyes.
- Mad - 02-12-2006
Sealing it with a fresh semen really says "I love you Mom."
- GonzoStyle - 02-12-2006
Mad Wrote:DON'T SNIFF THE GLUE OR YOU'LL END LIKE DIG.
I wish
- The Jays - 02-13-2006
7-11 always has great last minute gifts during blizzards.
Everyone, and I mean everyone, appreciates a laminated map of New York City.
Re: I was supposed to go buy my mom a birthday card today - TheGMANN - 02-13-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.
No macaroni either ?
You cheap fuck.
- The Jays - 02-13-2006
glue on some matzah
Re: I was supposed to go buy my mom a birthday card today - GonzoStyle - 02-13-2006
TheGMANN Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.
No macaroni either ?
You cheap fuck.
if I had fuckin macaroni I wouldnt be eating a 6 month old pot pie.
- TheGMANN - 02-13-2006
No pizza rolls ?
- GonzoStyle - 02-13-2006
not even a piece of cheese
- TheGMANN - 02-13-2006
so did you make the card ?
- GonzoStyle - 02-13-2006
yes
- Keyser Soze - 02-13-2006
did you eat the cat?
- GonzoStyle - 02-13-2006
No but after him logging into the board behind my back, I am tempted.
- TheGMANN - 02-13-2006
take a pic of it and post it.
Im curious to see your creativity