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christians are funny - GonzoStyle - 05-15-2006
so I finally got to meet one of those "the world is six thousand years old" people and his arguments trully amazed me but then began to bore me. So I asked him the question that usually will stump most of these nuts, "so I get the whole God created the heaven and earth pish posh but my question is, where did god come from?"
that usually gets them to thinking, I havent had one of them answer me tho.
I was just amazed that these people actually existed outside of the internet and fox news.
- Ronin - 05-15-2006
you should have turned it around and tried to convert them to Gonzostyleism.
- Goatweed - 05-15-2006
God didn't come from anywhere, He always was, is and will be - convenient, huh?
- diceisgod - 05-15-2006
The muslims are definitley going to win. They're screwballs and nuts too but they'll cut your fucking head off. Turning the other cheek aint gonna do.
- HedCold - 05-16-2006
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- diceisgod - 05-16-2006
welcome to three weeks ago!
- HedCold - 05-16-2006
you mean like 3 years ago?
i like that part though
- GonzoStyle - 05-16-2006
God came from the big bang... get it!!!! LOL.
- HedCold - 05-16-2006
i love how kirk camaron sits there giggling as if it all makes so much sense and everyone else is stupid for not believing
- GonzoStyle - 05-16-2006
Well that's what always gets me, because as sure as we are in our conclusions and confident that we are right... they feel the same exact way and view us as we do them.
So maybe we are the wrong ones and dinosaurs did exist 5,000 years ago and darwin was a kook.
And God only spoke to hermits in caves and guys on mountains a couple thousand years ago and decided to stop all of a sudden.
- Keyser Soze - 05-16-2006
he talks to hermits on 6th and 14th street.
- GonzoStyle - 05-16-2006
theres hermits on 14th street, ohhhhhhhhh!!!!
- HedCold - 05-16-2006
would i pass them on my way to chipotle?
- GonzoStyle - 05-16-2006
I bet the lord loves him some chipolte
- Keyser Soze - 05-16-2006
qdoba > chipolte
- diceisgod - 05-18-2006
yeah everybody funny
- GonzoStyle - 05-18-2006
go snort
- Hawt Baux - 05-18-2006
My brother's wife is Pentacostal.
When i was 16 he used to make me go to church with her so he wouldnt have to.
This black woman would always "speak in tongues" and they would dance around the room like a bunch of tribal savages.
So uncomfortable.
- Keyser Soze - 05-18-2006
that explains so much
- GonzoStyle - 05-18-2006
no it really doesn't, if anything it raises more questions.