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they're not even trying anymore - GonzoStyle - 10-10-2006

Quote:Dear,

I am James Roberts,an attorney to Mr Grant Woods,a wealthy
businessman who died with his farmily(wife and two of his kids) in a
ghastly motor accident here in the UK 3years ago.

When he was writing
his will, he disclosed to me about a fixed deposit of GP5.2Million with
a bank here in Uk,with orders on how it should be shared between his
wife and kids.

I am now seeking your permission to stand as next of
kin to this man Since it is the Law in Great Britain that at the
expiration of Six years, the funds will be marked unclaimable and
reverted to the ownership of the British Government account because all
efforts made by the bank to get any of his relatives to come and claim
this money proofed abortive.

If you are interested please reply me so
that I will educate you on how I have planned to execute this
transaction and also discuss on how we are going to share the funds.

Best Wishes
James Roberts

It's not even like a cool prince or royalty, just some lame lawyer.

plus hes been dead 3 years, so the alleged 6 year wait is only halfway done, not even trying, just lazy son.


- Goatweed - 10-10-2006

so are you gonna do it?


- GonzoStyle - 10-10-2006

I'm waiting for sleeper to finish is transaction and then i'm just gonna rob him.


- Keyser Soze - 10-10-2006

From Jeff Akah
Sicogi,15 B.P 1444 Abidjan 15
Cote D'Ivoire,
West Africa.

Dear,

I am Jeff Akah from Ivory Coast. I am an orphan being that I lost my
beloved parents a couple of months ago. My father was a serving director
of the Cocoa exporting board until his death .He was assassinated on
August 2003 by the rebels following the political uprising. Before his
death he deposited the sum of US$20.4 (Twenty million four hundred
thousand united states dollars with a security company which was for the
importation of cocoa processing machine.

Note, according to my late father the money is still with the security company
where he deposited the money, I want you to do me a favour, to help me invest this money in your country for our joint business investment which you will be controling as I do
not have any knowledge of investment, that will be after the money has
been withdrawl from the security company.

This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to
assist me, indicate your interest in replying soonest, so that I will
furnish you with details. Looking forward to see your reply very soon and
let me have your contact address and telephone number to call you, so
that we will discuss on your percentage in this transaction.

Thanks and best regards.
Jeff Akah.


- GonzoStyle - 10-10-2006

now thats cooler, a coke king gunned down by guerillas, thats some cool shit.


- Galt - 10-10-2006

The really scary thing is that these emails must work or else they wouldn't be so prevalent.

The ones that I love getting are the gibberish ones.

From: Jeremy
Subject: white brilliance of were landing evil time: there is valid as pooah
Body: who can't propose to have that doesn't matter of who brave men terms I is as you months? No. Partly a

And then there is some attachment


- Ken'sPen - 10-10-2006

I knew one scam where this chick was suckering gullible losers into buying homes for her and her lover.


- HedCold - 10-10-2006

how about this one i got?

Joe, on Oct. 14, 2006, a service man from ADT will be at the building between the hours of 12 P.M. and 5 P.M.

It is very important to have this inspection of a alarm system that was installed in the apts. for your protection against fire. The system is connected to the fire department and police dept.

It is also important that someone be there to let the man in to make his inspection. We are trying to protect you all against fire, and carbon monoxiode from occulrring.

Also look around the apt. and see if you can locate a fire detector, and a carbon monoxide detector, which would be plugged into a socket.
The fire detector will be located on your ceiling, in one of the rooms. Once located, please inspect same, to see if there are any batteries inside.

Joe my sister and I are trying to make the building as safe as possible for everyone who lives in it; so if you won't be home, please arrange to either give you key to your friend to apt. sit, or maybe one of the tenants would be kind enough to do you that favor so the inspection can be done.

This is costing us money to arrange this for your safety, please find a way to accomodate us. Let me know what your decision will be.

Cira Rasmussen


- GonzoStyle - 10-10-2006

lame


- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-10-2006

yeah whatever happened with that?


- HedCold - 10-10-2006

my landlord never emailed me back about it. i dont think she checks her email that often


- GonzoStyle - 10-10-2006

exciting shit


- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-10-2006

im gonna look at apartments in jersey city, we can be BFF rizzo!


- HedCold - 10-10-2006

we can go over sleepers and watch the nfl sunday ticket with him, and then when football is over tell him we're going home but actually just go out without him.

it will be awesome!


- Ronin - 10-10-2006

HollywoodJewMoses Wrote:im gonna look at apartments in jersey city, we can be BFF rizzo!

OGDEN AVE BABY!!