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The Next Best Thing Experience - Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
I have seen tons of other people create vanity threads and I always wanted one myself but never knew how to go about it but I've decided it's time for me to finally come out of my shell. I have plenty of shit to say and I will when I good and well feel like it but for now I would like to just let you peasants know that there is a lot of good internet porn out there these days and I'm a big fan. I have quite a few favorites that I've been myself off to many, many times, but I would just like to briefly list 3 exceptional porn bitches that Next Best Thing is super-duper fond of.
1) Cheyenne Silver - I think Cheyenne has hung up her gloves or some shit but when she was in her prime, before the titty-job, she was in a class by herself. This was one of the few holes on the planet who could look sweet and innocent even if she had a 14 inch long nigger cock stuffed all the way up her cornhole. That, my friends, is God-given talent.
2) Carly Moore - I think this bitch is from Canada. Desite this, she does great point-of-view blowjob scenes and is not bashful about allowing these free porn sites from getting their hands on 20 or 30 second long, explicit scenes which almost invariably include money shots. Carly is big and blonde and doesn't wear too much makeup. I bow to her greatness.
3) Simi/Arwyn - This is one of those relative newcomer dumb as a mule Eastern European bitches. Enormous tits. The one drawback is I haven't been able to locate any degrading anal scenes. Give her time, she may blossom into a big-name star. You heard it here first.
Tomorrow I will discuss sports with either you people or myself. Two other things. I don't lie homosexual males, and I don't care what other me think of me.
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
I meant "like". I don't like gay men.
- Luna - 10-19-2006
Quote:and I don't care what other me think of me...ummm, huh?
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
The misspellings. "me" should be men, there's another one in there, too.
- Luna - 10-19-2006
oh, you CAN edit to fix typos, you know.
just sayin'
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
Another interesting NBT tidbit:
I do not edit posts. I don't mind clarifying though. Anything I mean, I'll clarify anything.
Re: The Next Best Thing Experience - funsnapsdyno - 10-19-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:Tomorrow I will discuss sports with either you people or myself.
That right there calls for a ROLLING smile!
Re: The Next Best Thing Experience - Luna - 10-19-2006
tntdyno Wrote:ROLLING SMILIE POSTS ARE THE BEST IN THE LAND!!!11Next Best Thing Wrote:Tomorrow I will discuss sports with either you people or myself.
That right there calls for a ROLLING smile!
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
NBT sez:
Smiley faces are for douchebags.
- Luna - 10-19-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:NBT sez:I don't think anybody here will dispute this with you.
Smiley faces are for douchebags.
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
What do you people think of my picks for porn bitches? I think they're a little eccentric, but I can certainly justify my choices.
- funsnapsdyno - 10-19-2006
:HYSTERICAL: x 4
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
tntdyno Wrote::HYSTERICAL: x 4
Hi.
- funsnapsdyno - 10-19-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:What do you people think of my picks for porn bitches? I think they're a little eccentric, but I can certainly justify my choices.
I only know 2 porn names:
Jenna Jamison and
Ron Jeremy
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
tntdyno Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:What do you people think of my picks for porn bitches? I think they're a little eccentric, but I can certainly justify my choices.
I only know 2 porn names:
Jenna Jamison and
Ron Jeremy
Google the ones I picked, or go to AskJolene.com
- funsnapsdyno - 10-19-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:tntdyno Wrote::HYSTERICAL: x 4
Hi.
Hello NBT. I hope you don't mind.. I borrowed your words "peasants" and "folks" while posting here yesterday.. hahaaaaaaaaaaaa
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
tntdyno Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:tntdyno Wrote::HYSTERICAL: x 4
Hi.
Hello NBT. I hope you don't mind.. I borrowed your words "peasants" and "folks" while posting here yesterday.. hahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Good.
Also peasants, I plan on discussing music a little later on my vanity thread, after it marinates for a little while. I don't want to get out of line right away. Also be advised I don't appreciate vulgar language, especially here.
- Luna - 10-19-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:why? so our pc's can explode, too??tntdyno Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:What do you people think of my picks for porn bitches? I think they're a little eccentric, but I can certainly justify my choices.
I only know 2 porn names:
Jenna Jamison and
Ron Jeremy
Google the ones I picked, or go to AskJolene.com
- Next Best Thing - 10-19-2006
Luna Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:why? so our pc's can explode, too??tntdyno Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:What do you people think of my picks for porn bitches? I think they're a little eccentric, but I can certainly justify my choices.
I only know 2 porn names:
Jenna Jamison and
Ron Jeremy
Google the ones I picked, or go to AskJolene.com
Get the anti-virus shit.
I had it, but mine expired and my keyboard couldn't type in numbers so when they asked for my credit-card info to renew it, I couldn't do it. I think I spilled some cheap domestic beer on the keyboard one day when I was flirting with fat bitches on another board which I have too much class to mention.
- Luna - 10-19-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:I meant "like". I don't like gay men.oh! silly me.
I will make sure I PM you gay porn like I used to do to Hoon.