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- Goatweed - 10-27-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:once again, not the question.
the bottle is full, you have to spill it, you're driving.
so how do you drive with having to spill and holding your flow?
carefully
- GonzoStyle - 10-27-2006
I submit it is impossible
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
Easy. Just shut off the outflow valve, open the window, pour the piss out, reposition the bottle, and resume pissing. This requires average peripheral vision and the ability to drive with one hand, no other skills are necessary. I've done it hundreds of times.
- GonzoStyle - 10-27-2006
you can not stop pissing mid flow without clamping the hose manually.
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:you can not stop pissing mid flow without clamping the hose manually.
Of course you can. As long as you have a healthy prostrate and an unobstructed utethra, it's child's play.
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
urethra.
- Goatweed - 10-27-2006
suppose you clamp it with your hand, drive with your knees and dump with the left hand out the window?
with practice I think it could work.
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
Goatweed Wrote:suppose you clamp it with your hand, drive with your knees and dump with the left hand out the window?
with practice I think it could work.
Next time you're pissing in a sitting position, try the following.
Flex the same muscle you use to either pinch of a shit or flex your boner. You will thereby prevent outflow, as long as you have healthy plumbing.
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
off.
- Goatweed - 10-27-2006
I dont ever piss in a sitting position.
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
Goatweed Wrote:I dont ever piss in a sitting position.
If you're in a moving vehicle, your choices are limited. Unless you're a dwarf, like Hoon.
- Goatweed - 10-27-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:I dont ever piss in a sitting position.
If you're in a moving vehicle, your choices are limited. Unless you're a dwarf, like Hoon.
noted and agreed, but I submit to you that Ive never been stuck in my car & at the same time had to piss or pissed. I'll just pull off to the shoulder & let loose.
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
Goatweed Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:I dont ever piss in a sitting position.
If you're in a moving vehicle, your choices are limited. Unless you're a dwarf, like Hoon.
noted and agreed, but I submit to you that Ive never been stuck in my car & at the same time had to piss or pissed. I'll just pull off to the shoulder & let loose.
This doesn't work if you're in a crowded parking lot. Like say you're leaving a sporting event or a concert or a movie, and you have to piss, and there is nowhere to seek cover. Or if you're in a hurry and don't feel like stopping.
- Goatweed - 10-27-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:I dont ever piss in a sitting position.
If you're in a moving vehicle, your choices are limited. Unless you're a dwarf, like Hoon.
noted and agreed, but I submit to you that Ive never been stuck in my car & at the same time had to piss or pissed. I'll just pull off to the shoulder & let loose.
This doesn't work if you're in a crowded parking lot. Like say you're leaving a sporting event or a concert or a movie, and you have to piss, and there is nowhere to seek cover. Or if you're in a hurry and don't feel like stopping.
but Im in a car, right?
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
Yes, in a car.
- Goatweed - 10-27-2006
ok, so Im in a car, after a concert, and I need to piss - I would just pull over & take a piss. If I couldnt leave the car under any circumstance, then a bottle would work.
- GonzoStyle - 10-27-2006
or just wait till you get to the nearest sink
- Next Best Thing - 10-27-2006
Goatweed Wrote:ok, so Im in a car, after a concert, and I need to piss - I would just pull over & take a piss. If I couldnt leave the car under any circumstance, then a bottle would work.
You must keep in mind this is the lazy man's option here.
The problem with getting out of the car in a crowded parking lot is that everyone is going to be watching. But you take the good with the bad. Me, I'd sooner piss in a bottle.
- Goatweed - 10-27-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:ok, so Im in a car, after a concert, and I need to piss - I would just pull over & take a piss. If I couldnt leave the car under any circumstance, then a bottle would work.
You must keep in mind this is the lazy man's option here.
The problem with getting out of the car in a crowded parking lot is that everyone is going to be watching. But you take the good with the bad. Me, I'd sooner piss in a bottle.
if I gotta piss, I dont care whos watching - in fact I'm sure there'd be others doing it as well, especially after a concert. So long as I dont get pissed ON, I'll squirt & get back in my ride.
- GonzoStyle - 10-27-2006
thing has the fear of being laughed at for his toddler penis