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I would let Oleander Give me head - Ken'sPen - 10-27-2006

but only if I could piss in her mouth first.....


what is your price for giving her some hag lovin'?


- Goatweed - 10-27-2006

I'm not into century sex, sorry.


- white oleander - 10-27-2006

is your piss some kind of oral mouth wash


- Ken'sPen - 10-27-2006

c'mon don't be a dick,
there must be a price
monetary or other, in which you'd do it,

what is that price?


- Goatweed - 10-27-2006

does she swallow?


- faceman802 - 10-27-2006

If I got to fuck jessica alba beforehand, that would pretty much make everything else irrelevant


- white oleander - 10-27-2006

do I get any say in this at all


- Goatweed - 10-27-2006

of course not.


- Ken'sPen - 10-27-2006

if you did have any say,

I bet it would be something lame.


- faceman802 - 10-27-2006

yeah, sometimes past performance does equal future results


- Ken'sPen - 10-27-2006

face I must say,

her performance on that pole may be the hottest piece of film ever.


- GonzoStyle - 10-27-2006

If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.


- Goatweed - 10-27-2006

I'd pay good money to see that.


- white oleander - 10-27-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.


thats quite an imagination you have there Confusedhock:


- Ken'sPen - 10-27-2006

She'd be an Aristocrat!


- Goatweed - 10-27-2006

white oleander Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.


thats quite an imagination you have there Confusedhock:

you should ask him about his Hitler movie.


- Luna - 10-27-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.
this was disturbing to read.

I think I feel sick.


- faceman802 - 10-27-2006

and you all wonder why he's still single huh?


- Ken'sPen - 10-27-2006

10$ says Oleander was relieved to learn she didn't need to learn how to work a REAL lasso.


- white oleander - 10-27-2006

I only have to pretend, and its spooky, that thought occured to me too

seems we think alike ken...