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office holiday parties - funsnapsdyno - 12-14-2006
Awkward.. there's nothing like watching your co-workers get drunk. I used to work with a woman that'd get a few drinks in her and then give everyone a piece of her mind.
My work's is tonite.. everyone's saying the same thing. We're going to make an appearance, get some free drinks and food and leave. They have it at a nice place but they don't start until 5:30. Personally, I'd rather they give us a day off.
- Galt - 12-14-2006
On Wall Street, you have to do a line of coke before you can even walk into the thing.
and then they give you your $1 million dollar bonus.
- GonzoStyle - 12-14-2006
can I be your date?
- Galt - 12-14-2006
Oh man, I didn't even think about that. If I show up with a jew, I get an extra bonus.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-14-2006
Are you talking to me or Galt?
If me, yes! and you just may get lucky afterwards.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-14-2006
Galt Wrote:Oh man, I didn't even think about that. If I show up with a jew, I get an extra bonus.are you stealing my date?
- Mad - 12-14-2006
Only if you're game for some anal action.
- Galt - 12-14-2006
I will spear you with my sword of feces.
- GonzoStyle - 12-14-2006
I was talking to Galt.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-14-2006
Burn! damn
- BirdyP - 12-14-2006
I am going back out to Denver for X-Mas just to avoid the holiday party here at work.
Re: office holiday parties - Luna - 12-14-2006
I WISH I could go to an office party, get loaded and dance like Elaine Bennis!
- GonzoStyle - 12-14-2006
so do I but my office party would consist of me, my boss and his kids.
- Luna - 12-14-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:so do I but my office party would consist of me, my boss and his kids.Well that's better than mine, here it would be just me, two dogs and four cats.
wooo. party down.
- GonzoStyle - 12-14-2006
boo hoo, you work at home.
- Luna - 12-14-2006
oh shut up, big baby.
- Gooch - 12-14-2006
we forgo the party and the money pads our bonus.
though, we do a group luncheon and charge it to the company anyway.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-14-2006
Luna Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:so do I but my office party would consist of me, my boss and his kids.Well that's better than mine, here it would be just me, two dogs and four cats.
wooo. party down.
I'd LOVE to work at home
- GonzoStyle - 12-14-2006
Luna is like the kid waiing to see the teacher after class cause she ONLY got a 98 on the final.
- BirdyP - 12-14-2006
I could never work from home. I would be watching TV or sleeping, or just roll out and chill. I could never do it. My dad does it, but he travels half the year, so thats really when he works, so he calls it work from home but there is not much to do.