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I am dedicating my soul to Satan - diceisgod - 01-24-2007
It can't hurt. You can to, here: http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/SATANIC.html
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2007
godspeed!
- faceman802 - 01-24-2007
good luck with that
- diceisgod - 01-24-2007
These people are serious as fuck too. They even warn you that they "are not responsible what happens if you summon demons per the instructions on this site!"
All I need is a silver bowl and a couple red or black candles and it's go time.
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2007
let me know if he picks up on the first ring
- diceisgod - 01-24-2007
oh, now that was good. I'll give you that
- diceisgod - 01-24-2007
nevermind...now that I look at that comment again, you aren't that good.
- faceman802 - 01-24-2007
diceisgod Wrote:These people are serious as fuck too. They even warn you that they "are not responsible what happens if you summon demons per the instructions on this site!".
I didn't realize that "problems caused by demon summoning" was something that you needed litigation protection against, but hey there's a disclaimer so it must be
- Goatweed - 01-24-2007
DIG, get Satan to join the board. Thanks.
- The Jays - 01-24-2007
I'm not doing any soul dedication until I hear more about the 401k and the times at which I may draw pentagrams in the ground and sacrafice squirrels and assorted small wildlife.
- faceman802 - 01-24-2007
wouldn't satan get more flock members by advertising on AOL or Yahoo instead of anglefire?
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2007
will there be pizza in hell?
- The Jays - 01-24-2007
Only if you call Domino's pizza.
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2007
well fuck satan then
- The Jays - 01-24-2007
That's exactly what Jesus said
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2007
i miss alkey
- The Jays - 01-24-2007
Jesus turned water into wine; Alkey turned beer into diverticulitis.
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2007
he's spreading the gospel of scott stapp at the temple of herberts billiard hall.
- The Jays - 01-24-2007
I'm not a big fan of these religions that have FAQs. I need one that has just a general objective and goal, other than wearing black and hanging out in the woods where all the kids go to smoke weed and drink beer.
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2007
i bet satan thinks they're a bunch of losers.