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Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 09-27-2007 By the way, I always loved the music they play in the hillbilly bar in 48 Hrs. and you see that blond's big titties bouncing around in time with the bass line. I always bounce up and down in my chair a little everytime I stumble across it. I give it 4 stars and 2 thumbs up. You see that shit up there? Tame but that's worth a mint in 2 years as it's my first review ever as a professional in the industry. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 09-27-2007 The more I think about that mf'er trying to compromise my values as a professional and an artist the more pissed I get. As for this... HedCold Wrote:seriously, just a little credit? I give myself credit for sucking blood from a stone. If when God created the first tree and some jerkoff, lay-about angel walks by in his usual silent stupor and goes "Oh that's nice", what more does God owe him than the continued privilege of allowing the angel to remain in His presence. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 09-27-2007 From my man Slam: Quote: You should keep your personality in it. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - Galt - 09-27-2007 But you are reviewing porn for the VOD channel that you'll be working, right? So if you trash all the content, aren't the customers going to say "the guy who works for them even says their content sucks. I'm done with this place." They are going to want you to be nicey nice. Like those chump movie reviewers that give every single movie a positive review just so the studios have something to put in their ads. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 09-27-2007 Slam has vision. Anyway on their end it's about the comprehensiveness of their collection, it's accessibility, reliability of delivery (in case of DVD, VHS sales or rentals) and so forth, and having nothing to do with one or a few specific selections from a specific distributer that I, ie only 1 man (though with superior intellect and judgement), happens to think sucks or just is in essence based on a revolting concept like fisting or DAP or BSDM or some other eastern euro slob bullshit. I am no threat, however, I hope you are right because that's what I do. I'll shut the whole industry down if I see an oppt. that doesn't involve a criminal act or acts not because I have any ill-will toward porn (it's all I got actually) but it's just business as usual, a business I manufactured in my mind but am still no less still in my mind the CEO and BoD wrapped up in one pathetic hopeless excuse of a human being that writes porn reviews (though unlimited lifetime VOD is a nice hand in what is otherwise & typically a regular draw of single deuces, threes, eights, and other garbage). Edit: By the way - I don't actually work for them. My reviews are indistiguishable from any other reviews from any other regular paying users who all have the same ability to write them. Mine would just slide right into the fold - other than their overall superior nature. You would not believe how this all came about. I get nothing out this other than free VOD as per my "proposal" to them which started as a 5-7 word sentence I randomly sent through in their "suggestions" webform. I said something like: Check out my reviews and if you like give me free time and I will do all your movies. They followed up on it asked for link to a few, and I followed up by saying blah blah blah and I'll guarantee at least 10 reviews per week. So easy deal there for me. Here's a review on a movie called "Smokin' 2" (I can do these in my sleep): "I'm not sure it's fair to rate this 5 stars since on principle I despise the so-called "fetish" movies. However, for me April Blossom is just one of the most incredibly seductive and sincere stars there is in the industry, and her scene here is her at her best and well worth skipping through all the muck and putting up with all the repugnances associated with this fetish - ESPECIALLY smoking vaginas which is imo an absolute disgusting disgrace .... Below is from a separate section in their review template: "This movie like most based on fetishes is as a whole pure CRAP. April Blossom is the only thing worth while in the entire 6 release or whatever it is "Smokin" series. She's what I call a fuckspert. She's amazing." Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - Galt - 09-27-2007 You may want to negotiate something that says they can't rescind VOD hours they've given you. What's to say they get you to do a couple reviews, they don't like you and so they say, it doesn't work out, we're going to take away all those hours we gave you. And also you should negotiate some value of those hours, so if the place goes bankrupt, they have to buy those hours from you before they pay the rest of their creditors. Of course, if they just said "you get unlimited access to VOD if you work here", then they can fire you, and you get bubkes. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 09-27-2007 ^ see above Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - Galt - 09-27-2007 Lanny Barbie should be in every porno made this year. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 09-27-2007 As the most elder & seasoned professional in this field of one I just invented yesterday, I recommend you get familiar with the work of Christy Lake, a touch old school & already relatively famous, in part, for her fuck-a-fan series (or something like that) & her then concurrent exposure on H. Stern. She is an unpolished gem that rivals any of the silicon stars though at first glance and in the hallows of ignorance perhaps not seemingly in the same league. Nonetheless and as a matter of balls-on-dead-accurate-my-cousin-vinny-style accuracy, I think there are few if any that trump her at least in regard to the psychological inducement elements associated with bag whacking if not in the inherent loin stirrings of traditional visual perfection - the latter like w/ a Lannie Barbie, for example. For another and counter, similar to April Blossom, Lake has a like-air of accessibility to the common slob, that trashy feel like associated with Flo from the old sitcom Alice, for example for those fellow children of 80's TV. But this slutty waitress takes off her clothes revealing her near natural perfection, looks at the camera and says lustily & with a slight wonting growl cracking her voice: "I love getting fucked in my hot, tight, precious pussy. I know you want my hot, tight, wet, hot, wet, precious pussy". Repetition, though on the surface a sign of idiocy and/or condescension in the world outside of where one has their prick in their hand and is jerking it wildly, is one of those indicators, in this biz at least, that you are seeing someone special on the job, one that has that "separating the boys from the cum loving sluts" type quality. She can make you pop and not fucking touch you or herself. Just look into her eyes and listen to the rap - the kind of rap that takes a troubled teenager and turns him into a self loathing career criminal hyper-violoent drug addict with no future and a scary & useless (up until yesterday) insight & eloquence regarding the world of porn. For specific examples of her wonderfulness see My Virtual Christy - possibly the greatest 1hr 20min of your life and so far from my experience the greatest solo POV film EVER made. Second film worth note involves titans clashing and a third diddling: see Christy's scene with the legendary Keri Windsor in No Mans Land Part 31. Nikki Charm wants to learn to lap and Christy will instruct on Keri's. After Keri's demonic thrashings are complete then you get to watch Christy's - all the while Nikki's eyes flashing a lusty and near murderous scarlet as she attempts to take notes as though her notebook is stuck up between her legs. Well there's maybe 2-3 reviews I could squeeze out of that up there, but anyway when you say Lanny Barbie to me it's like that redneck guy in the commercial who is sitting to dine at the table of a haughty, well-to-do socialite family w/ servants navigating and there's Jimbob saying, "Could you please pass the jelly?" ...crash, all decent conversation ceases, silence, disapproving looks, indignation, so forth Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 09-30-2007 I need to save this for posterity since this might be my fav back & forth volley and smack down ever about something so ridiculously worthless & pointless in the grand scheme. This is from some porn board I visit here and there and will probably be IP banned eventually: Thread title: Fake tests Poster kick-off thesis: Quote:Who started this fake tests business. or has it always been going on ? Are more models using fake tests nowadays because of the cost of proper tests ? What can be done to keep the costs down ? Edit 1: I just told some euro pornstar the following and IO got away with it: Quote:Look I'm sorry I called you Nikki, OK? NICKY!! What does "Nikki" mean "asshole face" in Russian or something? Seems like "Nicky" means "total cunt" to me. Go fuckin' die of AIDS if you aren't already on your way, pig, and give me a break. So there's my apology. We friends again? Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - Goatweed - 10-01-2007 Quote:Go fuckin' die of AIDS if you aren't already on your way, pig -5 points for the usage of old Norton material. You're so much better than that DIG. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 10-01-2007 Norton says that to any tom dick & harry. Say it to a porn star starlet it's brilliant. Besides I never thought about Norton ever in my life outside him being on the radio in my car and that's rare. Edit: I'm rather fond of this one too after she called me an idiot and to shut up, Norton couldn't do that down there: Quote:Well who ever you are, you are wonderful and sassy. And as for me shutting up, fuck me then I still won't. So there. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - Goatweed - 10-02-2007 well played - you've redeemed yourself in my eyes. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - Black Lazerus - 10-02-2007 diceisgod Wrote:Nipples larger than a silver dollar and/or darker than a cockroach make me fucking sick. george must disgust you then Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 10-02-2007 I thought you were dead or living a normal healthy happy life but yet here you are. Poor bastard. Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - Black Lazerus - 10-04-2007 nope not dead but you are somewhat correct i am happy Re: Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew) - diceisgod - 10-05-2007 Good for you. Who're the lucky girls? |