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When is... - diceisgod - 11-21-2007
...Keyser's first parole hearing and what are his chances?
Re: When is... - Goatweed - 11-22-2007
I thought he'd be back once the Mets finished their flush-away season but he hasn't surfaced yet.
Re: When is... - diceisgod - 11-22-2007
I hope he and Keyser Jr. are well.
Re: When is... - Mad - 11-22-2007
Hopefully, he's being gang raped daily as the bitch on the block.
Re: When is... - diceisgod - 11-30-2007
deadlaughter2: O:-)
deadlaughter2: Congrats. Was it a boy or a girl?
soupsoupad: 3:-O
soupsoupad: it was the spawn of satan
deadlaughter2: How long is ther parole stretch?
soupsoupad: 8 to 9 months
soupsoupad: give or take
deadlaughter2: So was it a boy or a girl or what color was the mother?
deadlaughter2: Why did you kill that guy anyway?
soupsoupad: shes was jamacian
deadlaughter2: Were they able to sew it back omn and why did the bitch do it?
soupsoupad: he was asking for it
deadlaughter2: Did she use one of your knives or did she bring her dentures?
soupsoupad: pearing knife
deadlaughter2: Sorry to hear about your face
deadlaughter2: Your were pretty handsome
deadlaughter2: Maybe still as a nose isn't the be all and end
deadlaughter2: I'm sorry for your loss & extend my condolences
deadlaughter2: But your mother wasn't that good a lay anyway
soupsoupad: thanks champ
soupsoupad: that means so much
deadlaughter2: At least for you
deadlaughter2: Some chick got you busy?
deadlaughter2: Even after the hernia surgery?
soupsoupad: indeed
soupsoupad: well like rotator cuff it comes back stronger than before
soupsoupad: tommy john cock surgery
deadlaughter2: Nothing to lose now as you can't cqatch AID twice
soupsoupad: exactly
soupsoupad: double jeopardy
deadlaughter2: AIDS....ugh...I butchered that one
deadlaughter2: But you understand that
soupsoupad: its ok champ i do
deadlaughter2: You were the ground meat of posting
soupsoupad: is that good?
deadlaughter2: So anyway, gotta run
deadlaughter2: FUCKFACE
soupsoupad: ciao
soupsoupad: baby
Re: When is... - Goatweed - 12-01-2007
he should come back.
Re: When is... - diceisgod - 12-01-2007
One conclusion can be drawn and almost be stated with near 100% certainty from this e-convo: He at least has one of his hands still and maybe this hand has at least one finger or a sufficiently adequatly extended nub - such as is required for replying and moreover replying in a somewhat timely fashion.
Either that or he was using his cock again, that fucking freak.
Re: When is... - Goatweed - 12-02-2007
I'd assume the latter.
Re: When is... - diceisgod - 12-02-2007
I'm no jet-setting karoeke specialist but I'd say my lifestyle is "typical" compared to most.
So what I mean is how and why do posters just disappear as if trolling this place and posting a comment when the mood strikes now and again is like some kind of giant emotional, physical, mental, etc stretch?
I just don't get it....nor care really outside general curiosity.
Re: When is... - funsnapsdyno - 12-02-2007
edited 2 times in total
who cares
Re: When is... - diceisgod - 12-02-2007
Ever see Kill Bill Vol 2?
Wanna see my Eagle Claw?
Re: When is... - funsnapsdyno - 12-02-2007
I'll just do tai chi invisible man
now you see me, now you don't
Re: When is... - diceisgod - 12-02-2007
Buy an eye patch and lots of gauze first.
Re: When is... - funsnapsdyno - 12-02-2007
and by cool kids I meant goatweed of course..
Re: When is... - GonzoStyle - 12-06-2007
Dennis mentioned keyser to me last week and it wasn't until that point that I even remembered he posted here. I guess snaps filled his place here quite well, so he wasn't missed much.
Re: When is... - Galt - 12-06-2007
And why did Sleeper pull an Ikea Boy and disappear?
Re: When is... - GonzoStyle - 12-06-2007
He has a lot of not fucking or working to do.
Re: When is... - diceisgod - 12-07-2007
I'd say maybe somebody hit him too close to the mark and then pride took over.
Pride is better than Houdini ever was as disappearances and "run-offs" never cease and are forever because pride has no mortal shell to abuse & lose. Pride need only a "facilitator" and when I die the next will take over the act.