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- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
This may flop, but I thought it might be fun...
We all know 'em, we all love 'em, those classic one-liners from action movies
Much like Bruce Willis said to Damon Wayans in the Last Boyscout,
Bruce: "..You have to say something cool before you hit somebody, so if you're about to clobber the bad guy with a surfboard you'd say.."
Damon: "Surf's up Pal"
Here's how it's gonna work.. much like a cross between the Word Association Game and Gonzo's What you really think thread, you throw out a fight scene one-liner appropriate to either the person or situation posted in the last response, and post either a brief fight scenario or a person well known to us (either famous or board member) for the next person to come up with a one-liner for. It should fit the situation or person in an action/comedic fashion, ie: If I posted "Bob Barker" something along the lines of "The Price is Wrong, Bitch!"
Ok.. let's see if this takes off or dies on the launch pad... here's the first:
Pee-Wee Herman
Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 02:54
- FNMoron - 04-18-2002
I know you are, but what am i?
- The Sleeper - 04-18-2002
Smoke this!! :dead: <font color="EEEEEE">
Edited By The Sleeper on April 18 2002 at 02:59
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
Ok guys.. good start, but you also are suppossed to throw out another person or situation for the next poster to make a line for, so it keeps going, capiche?
Let's try a situation this time..
about to club a guy over the head with a CD rack full of heavy metal albums..
(edit.. oh, I get it sleeper.. you were throwing out a line for Moron.. you're actually suppossed to name the next person or situation yourself.. it could be you, but you're suppossed to specify.. nice one though..)
Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 03:03
- FNMoron - 04-18-2002
Quote:about to club a guy over the head with a CD rack full of heavy metal albums..See Maynard... I told you not to touch Sean's Ace of Base CD...
now... why don't you go into the kitchen & make me a pie...
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
As American as Apple Pies and Knuckle Sandwiches!!
Charlie Sheen
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-18-2002
"I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum." -I don't know
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
"I am Lord Magus...protector of the fifth realm...now go away before my trusty wizard here turns you into a dust bunny"
Edited By Metalfan on April 18 2002 at 07:58
- Arthur Dent - 04-18-2002
Magus brings down a storm of lighting on his foe, reducing him to a pile of ashes.
Magus turns walk out of the room and finds the hot chick he came to save.
"Where's the evil sorcerer?"
"He's a little under the weather."
Then Magus wakes up.
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Toss bad guy into gears of giant clock.
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
Dent - your ass if late for a meeting with my foot.
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
I get into the fetal postition and start crying
not in the face, don't hit my face.
- Maynard - 04-18-2002
This thread was a cool idea Magus, only you're trying to play it with a bunch of ingrates.
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
Ingrate this motherfucker. Now step up so I can stomp a muddle puddle in yo ass and walk it dry!
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
maynard, not Ingrates, they just can't figure out the rules.. grumpy's pretty close, but he's forgetting the follow up.. Dent had it, so I'll pick up with Den't post:
Quote:Toss bad guy into gears of giant clock.
"Looks like your time's about to run out!"
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in a fight with: Michael Buffer (the "let's get ready to Rummmbllle!" guy)
- DGW - 04-18-2002
If I was just a few inches taller, you ankle would be sooooom mine.
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Quote:Michael Buffer (the "let's get ready to Rummmbllle!" guy)Let me introduce YOU,
to my fist.
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McGuyver.
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
Well.. if people would have read the rules... this MIGHT have gone somewhere... just goes to show i shouldn't start game threads... ARAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!
Let's try explaining this ONE MORE TIME..
A) I post a name or a situation.
B) Someone replies with a one liner that could be used in a fight with that name or in that situation.
C) They ALSO post a new name or situation at the end of their reply for the next person to use!!
D) Go back to B
SEE HOW IT's SUPPOSSED TO WORK???
Edit: THAT'S It KEN!! you got it!! Ok.. I'll work off of yours....
"What can you make with a black eye, concusion, and broken rib? let's find out, shall we?"
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Magnum P.I.
Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 1:29
- Kid Afrika - 04-18-2002
guy 1 - "shut up before I kick you in the ass"
guy 2 - "how 'bout if I kick you in the back and watch you grow an ass"
(or something to that effect)
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Magus FUCKED UP!!!!!
He didn't give us the next fight
ahahahahahaha
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
"This is gonna mega-hrtz"
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Johnny Knoxville