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- AdolescentMasturbator - 06-06-2002

If you were R. Kelly would have fucked that chick? I would have fucked her but I wouldn't be a fucking retard and videotaped it.

Discuss.


- Maynard - 06-06-2002

I would have fucked her and videotaped it, then killed her and buried her right next to that bitch Chandra. Then I would have burned the video but only after releasing it on the internet (blocking out my face of course).


- The Sleeper - 06-06-2002

If I were him I would kill myself cause I couldn't deal with sucking so badly.


- virgingrrl - 06-06-2002

yeah, i'd fuck her...oh wait..what? Undecided


- Sephiroth - 06-07-2002

HE FUCKING PISSED ON HER

PISSED
ON
HER

WHAT THE FUCK !?!?


- Sluggo - 06-07-2002

I have yet to see any of said video tape...
I will reserve any comment until I have witnessed the alleged perversion.

[Image: Ink_Pee.gif]


- Cunt-Twat - 06-07-2002

how much do you think he gave her to deny everything?


- AdolescentMasturbator - 06-07-2002

Anyone who says they haven't seen it is a lying sack of shit. I know this board if filled with curious bastards that want to see that shit.


- fbd - 06-07-2002

i am, yet i am not a lying sack of shit.i honestly am too lazy to look for it, even though look is basically sign onto any file sharer or im any of half the board


- Sephiroth - 06-07-2002

Quote:how much do you think he gave her to deny everything?

Not enough it seems.


- AdolescentMasturbator - 06-07-2002

How hard is it to go onto any file sharing program. Type in "r kelly sex" and hit the download button.


- Sluggo - 06-07-2002

I have more important things to do with my time...
Probably seen it already on National Geographic...


- fbd - 06-07-2002

i know its easy, but the only thing i have on this computer is audio galaxy, and i'm too lazy to go down to the desktop where kazalite and direct connect are


- The Sleeper - 06-07-2002

I could care less about it


- LZMF1 - 06-07-2002

funny stuff....my buddy bought a VHS copy and lent it to me. those girls are young as hell and it was too funny when he pissed on the 1 chick!!!


- AdolescentMasturbator - 06-07-2002

LIARS...you all want to see r. kelly piss on a 14 year old.


- LZMF1 - 06-07-2002

like i said, that was funny as hell!!!


- IkeaBoy - 06-07-2002

Quote:LIARS...you all want to see r. kelly piss on a 14 year old.
Actually I want to get a 14 year old girl to piss on me.

And you know any sentence he gets will be harsher than that handed down to catholic priests.



Edited By IkeaBoy on June 06 2002 at 10:02


- AdolescentMasturbator - 06-07-2002

I don't know that I believe i can fly song must have gotten him a shitload of money to hire a good lawyer.


- LZMF1 - 06-07-2002

he needs to hire johnny cochran so he can use the chewbacca defense!