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- Arthur Dent - 06-27-2002
Good morning? Was till you showed up. Go back home you freak.
- Doc - 06-27-2002
You know Dent, every morning is a great morning because I always wake up with the hope that you have stepped in front of a cement truck while I was asleep.
- Hey Ladi - 06-27-2002
Ok, who pissed in Dent's cornflakes? :moonie:
(I have spelling problems)
Edited By Hey Ladi on June 27 2002 at 2:14
- Buttmunch - 06-27-2002
Who is anit and why do I want to greet this person?
- Maynard - 06-27-2002
Fuck you, right in your fucking butts!
- Doc - 06-27-2002
Hello. Now get bent
- Maynard - 06-27-2002
Goodbye. Now fall off a truck.
- Metalfan - 06-27-2002
Fuck off and die
- Doc - 06-27-2002
Go lick some bathouse floor drains
- Arpikarhu - 06-27-2002
i hate you, you stupid head!
- HedCold - 06-27-2002
and you would be?
- Arpikarhu - 06-27-2002
i despise you ca-ca face
- Arthur Dent - 06-27-2002
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
FRENCH GUARD #1: I didn't know we were French?
FRENCH GUARD #2: Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?