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Take the patriot test! - Printable Version

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- AdolescentMasturbator - 01-13-2002

Take it here. It's the patriotic thing to do!



Edited By AdolescentMasturbator on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:34


- Hey Ladi - 01-13-2002

Quote:By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
I wouldn't doubt it.



Edited By Hey Ladi on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:44


- The Sleeper - 01-13-2002

I like this test better.


- IkeaBoy - 01-14-2002

it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing


- WhipThisFez - 01-14-2002

Quote:it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing

Living proof that anyone can get into college.


- IkeaBoy - 01-14-2002

WTF can't get humour


- crx girl - 01-14-2002

are you offering hummers again ike?
Quote:If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
does this mean i'm exempt? can i submit the form without fear of retribution?


- AdolescentMasturbator - 01-14-2002

If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.


- FNMoron - 01-14-2002

AdolescentMasturbator Wrote:If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican...
Clap you hands!!! :real good:


- NaughtyAngel - 01-14-2002

is anyone else gonna get the patriot tattoo?


- Sluggo - 01-14-2002

Quote:If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.
He said Bush... :bouncer:


- fbd - 02-08-2006

i love bush