How much do you hate telemarketers? - Printable Version +- CDIH (https://www.cdih.net/cdih) +-- Forum: Techie Geek Forums (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=5) +--- Forum: Über Geek Zone (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=13) +--- Thread: How much do you hate telemarketers? (/showthread.php?tid=3796)

- Arthur Dent - 10-15-2002 Do you hate them $60 worth? Eliminate telemarketers - Hybrid - 10-15-2002 amazing - Goatweed - 10-15-2002 I hear this is also very effective, and cheaper too. Edited By goatweed on 1034689331 - barch97 - 10-15-2002 buck 39... - Spitfire - 10-15-2002 I just tell them "You can't talk to her, she's dead...they usually don't call back. Especially after I pretend to start crying and if I feel like really fucking with them, go through the brutal details of my death. But that way sounds pretty good too, goatweed. I'll have to try it. - Faceman - 10-15-2002 I used to not like them, but I found a cool way to deal with it now. Let them talk. I had one the other night I told I wasnt interested and he kept talking. So I put the phone down and he kept going. The last thing I heard was "Hello? Hello?" It really made my night - Keyser Soze - 10-15-2002 spit, that is brilliant! i have to try that sometime. - GonzoStyle - 10-15-2002 I love telemarketers, they brighten up my day. I read my posts and post ideas to them, I play games with thier heads. I confuse the fuck out of them, I couldn't imagine life without them. I tried having phone sex with one last week, fuckin prude. - FNMoron - 10-15-2002 I like Spit's idea... I've done stuff kinda like that... but sometimes i just string them along for a few minutes, pretending to be interested, then i start asking completely inane questions that have nothing to do with what they are offering... but i would never pay for any kind of tele-blocker... i'm way to cheap... plus, it's more fun tormenting them :lol: - QuickStop - 10-15-2002 I usually either let them do their speach, not saying a word. They then feel uncomfortable and say "hello?" Or when asked "Are you interested in switching to....?" I give an excited "YES!" then hang up. - 2 tired 2 give N F - 10-15-2002 I tell them..."I don't care what you're offering I'm not interested save your speech" and for some reason they keep telling me stuff...there are a few thought that get pissed off and say very angrily "Thank you for your time..." and then hang up... - LyricalGomez - 10-15-2002 I put my dog on the phone once...Sad thing is that 3 minutes late the guy was still talking, guess my voice and the sound of a dog slobbering are the same - ftard - 10-16-2002 I like to blow a whistle when people ask for me that I dont know, makes their eardrums pop and bleed, which makes me giggle like Gonzo after he found out he could hide in my bushes and watch me play Soulblade naked. - Ronin - 10-16-2002 ftard :bow: