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- Bondgirl - 02-21-2002 Girls Girls Girls Motley Crue Friday night and I need a fight My motorcycle and a switchblade knife Handful of grease in my hair feels right But what I need to get me tight are Girls, Girls, Girls Long legs and burgundy lips Girls, Dancin' down on the Sunset Strip Girls Red lips, fingertips Trick or treat--sweet to eat On Halloween and New Year's Eve Yankee girls ya just can't be beat But you're the best when you're off their feet Girls, Girls, Girls At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale Girls, Girls, Girls Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails Girls, Girls, Girls Raising hell at the 7th Veil - Maynard - 02-21-2002 OK, even though you skipped my last song. I'll reply to yours. :p <center>Get Naked Methods Of Mayhem Tommy Lee: Seventy seven million dollars made From watchin' me cum under the sun On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin' My jizzy jizzum the woody Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin' Paid to entertain your birthday showers Rockin my porno tapefor hours n hours Clitoris's are fearin me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy Fred Durst: Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked And break it down with NASTY! Lil Kim & Tommy Lee (Chorus): Get Get Naked Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked) Ride the cock till you hit the spot Get Get Naked Come on baby make it hot(Get Naked) Ride the cock till you hit the spot George Clinton: Roof roof Doin' it dogy style Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay Tilo: The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo For really doh I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes Blow up the showsmake a little dough-ho I As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing Tommy Lee & Tilo: It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those Space probes five green hienas Representin with no clothes Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike Makin' the pussy tight No jimmy no gimme no lust In the Methods of Mayhem we trust! Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST! Fred Durst: Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked And break it down with NASTY! Chorus You only Love me when you want punanny Lil Kim: Queen bitch red lipstick The all black harlot call me black Barbie Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie Under 7 inches uhh sorry Minute men I can't fuck wit them I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot Uhh come on baby make it hot Got a convertable drop the top Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings The furs the minks the jewels the links You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh I know you hate it but uh GET NAKED! Lil Kim & Tommy Lee: You ain't lickin' this You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains Chorus </center> - BeckyDC - 02-21-2002 Anger Management Methods of Mayhem I DON'T DENY I'M IN THE PUBLIC EYE SEEMS LIKE 24/7 BEING WATCHED BY A SPY MAKES ME WONDER WHY THEY DON'T LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES. THEY'RE NOT NEWS REPORTERS - THEY'RE FULL OF BULLSHIT N LIES LEAVE THEM ALONE THEIR CAMERA WILL BE THEIR DEMISE I CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES THEY MAKE UP SHIT BECAUSE THERE'S NO SHIT TO FIND I'M UNDER A MICROSCOPE DIRECTLY GO TO PRISON IF I TAKE A TOKE PEOPLE ASK ME FOR ANSWERS AS IF I WAS THE POPE I'M MY OWN SPIRITUAL LEADER ON THIS EMOTIONAL TEETER TOTTER MY SENSES ARE GETTING HOTTER ARE YOU TESTIN ME? GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK GET THE FUCK BACK BACK WHY YOU TESTIN ME? GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK GET THE FUCK BACK BACK NOW I SEE WHAT'S ON THE REAL THE PUBLIC CRAVES DRAMA LIKE A PIG THAT SQUEALS THEY WATCHED ME IN COURT TESTIFYIN TO A FUCKED UP CHARGE I WAS DROWNING MYSELF IN MY OWN TEARS OF MY BOYS GROWIN UP IN THEIR EARLY YEARS WITHOUT THEIR FATHER NEAR AINT NO WAY I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR CAN YOU HEAR FREEDOM CAN BE TAKEN FROM YOU AT ANY TIME SO YOU BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU PAY THE PRICE - PAY THE PRICE ARE YOU TESTIN ME? GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK GET THE FUCK BACK BACK WHY YOU TESTIN ME? GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK GET THE FUCK BACK NO ONE CAN CONDEMN NO ONE CAN CONDEMN FITTIN TO GO RICTOR GONNA GET SICKA THAT'S FOR SURE WE'RE BUMPIN UP THE TEMPERATURE WE'RE BLOWIN UP THE AREA GONNA SCARE YOU WE'RE METHODS OF MAYHEM NO ONE CAN CONDEMN! - Maynard - 02-21-2002 Anger Management - BeckyDC - 02-21-2002 That's not a tune - Bondgirl - 02-21-2002 You guys are rooning it..can we please get back to the game????? Righteous and The Wicked Red Hot Chili Peppers I can't rest in war Will you be my friend Dark ages never change I can't comprehend Kiss me we self destruct Can you hear me lord Yes I think we're fucked But I can't rest in war (chorus) The righteous and the wicked War and peace The killing fist Of the human beast P.O.P. Prodigies of peace Hear me when I'm calling you From my knees I am playing for a better day Holy Mother Earth Crying into space Tears on her pretty face For she has been raped Killing your future blood Fill her with disease Global abortion please That is what she needs (chorus) Are we fire flies Flashing in the night Big thunder rumble fish Did you get it right Headstrong battlesong Exploding souls be gone Marvin Gaye my love Where did we go wrong - BeckyDC - 02-21-2002 Unchained Melody Righteous Brothers Oh, my love, my darling, I´ve hungered for your touch a long, lonely time, Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much. Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me. Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea To the open arms of the sea Lonely rivers sigh, ´Wait for me, wait for me´ ´I´ll be coming home, wait for me!´ (instrumental interlude) Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me - Maynard - 02-21-2002 This thread was instantly rooned when Weird Al was posted. :p <center>WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME RHCP Why don't you love me like you used to do? How come you treat me like a worn out shue My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue So why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you spot me like you used to do? When you whisper sweet nothings like you used to do I'm the same old trouble that you've always been through So why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you be the way you used to be? How come you fight so many fights with me Somebody changed, so lemme give you a clue Why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you say the things you used to say? How come you treat me like a piece of clay My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue So why don't you love me like you used to do? You can't keep a lovin' and a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why... We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths I don't love like a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why... We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths Take the ball... Why don't you love me like you used to do? How come you treat me like a worn out shue My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue So why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you spot me like you used to do? When you whisper sweet nothings like you used to do I'm the same old trouble that you've always been through So why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you be the way you used to be? How come you fight so many fights with me Somebody changed, so lemme give you a clue Why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you say the things you used to say? How come you treat me like a piece of clay My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue So why don't you love me like you used to do? You can't keep a lovin' and a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why... We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths I don't love like a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why... </center> - BeckyDC - 02-21-2002 BITE me.. :fuckoff: This Love Pantera If ever words were spoken Painful and untrue I said I loved but I lied In my life All I wanted Was the keeping Of someone like you As it turns out Deeper within me Love was twisted and pointed at you Never ending pain, quickly ending life -- (Chorus) You keep this love, thing, child, toy You keep this love, fist, scar, break You keep this love I'd been the tempting one Stole her from herself This gift in pain Her pain was life And sometimes I feel so sorry I regret this the hurting of you But you make me so unhappy I'd take my life and leave love with you I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself -- (Chorus) No more head trips - Bondgirl - 02-21-2002 You're Crazy GnR I been lookin' for a trace Lookin' for a heart Lookin' for a lover in a world that's much too dark You don't want my love You want satisfaction You don't need my love You gotta find yourself another Piece of the action, yeah Said where you goin' What you gonna do I been lookin' everywhere I been lookin' for you You don't want my love You want satisfaction You don't need my love You gotta find yourself another Piece of the action 'Cause you're crazy You're fuckin' crazy Ya know you're crazy I said you're crazy Say boy where ya comin' from Where'd ya get that point of view When I was younger Said I knew someone like you And they said You don't want my love You want satisfaction You don't need my love You gotta find yourself another Piece of the action 'Cause you're crazy You're fuckin' crazy Ya know you're crazy I said you're crazy Ooh you're crazy You know you're crazy Well you're crazy You know you're crazy You know you are Bring it down You're fuckin' crazy -- - Maynard - 02-21-2002 <center>My Michelle GnR Your daddy works in porno Now that mommy's not around She used to love her heroin But now she's underground So you stay out late at night And you do your coke for free Drivin' your friends crazy With your life's insanity Well, well, well you just can't tell Well, well, well my Michelle ' all your wild oats In another's luxuries Yesterday was Tuesday Maybe Thursday you can sleep But school starts much too early And this hotel wasn't free So party till your connection call Honey I'll return the key Well, well, well you just can't tell Well, well, well my Michelle Well, well, well you never can tell Well, well, well my Michelle Everyone needs love You know that it's true Someday you'll find someone That'll fall in love with you But oh the time it takes When you're all alone Someday you'll find someone That you can call your own But till then ya better... Now you're clean And so discreet I won't say a word But most of all this song is true Case you haven't heard So c'mon and stop your cryin' 'Cause we both know money burns Honey don't stop tryin; An you'll get what you deserve Well, well, well you just can't tell Well, well, well my Michelle Well, well, well you never can tell Well, well, well my Michelle</center> - BeckyDC - 02-21-2002 Sweet Child O' Mine GnR She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine She's got eyes of the bluest skies As if they thought of rain I hate to look into those eyes And see an ounce of pain Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place Where as a child I'd hide And pray for the thunder And the rain To quietly pass me by Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine Where do we go Where do we go now Where do we go Sweet child o' mine - Bondgirl - 02-21-2002 Sweet Leaf Black Sabbath Alright now Won't you listen? When I first met you didn't realize I can't forget you or your surprise You introduced me to my mind And left me wanting you and your kind I love you Oh you know it My life was empty forever on a down Until you took me showed me around My life is free now, my life is clear I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear Come on now Try it out Straight people don't know what you're about They put you down and shut you out You gave to me a new belief And soon the world will love you sweet leaf - Maynard - 02-21-2002 <center>Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond Where it began I can't begin to knowin' But then I know it's growin' strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believed you'd come along Hands, touchin' hands Reachin' out Touchin' me Touchin' you Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would But now I Look at the night And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two And when I hurt Hurtin' runs off my shoulders How can I hurt when I'm with you Warm, touchin' warm Reachin' out Touchin' me Touchin' you Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Oh, no, no Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Sweet Caroline</center> - Bondgirl - 02-21-2002 Diamonds And Pearls Prince This will be the day That U will hear me say That I will never run away I am here 4 U Love is meant 4 2 Now tell me what U gonna do If I gave U diamonds and pearls Would U be a happy boy or a girl? If I could I would give U the world But all I can do is just offer U my love Which one of us is right If we always fight? Why can't we just let love decide? (Let love decide) Am I the weaker man Because I understand That love must be the master plan? (Love is the master plan) If I gave U diamonds and pearls Would U be a happy boy or a girl? If I could I would give U the world Cuz all I can do is just offer U my love D 2 the I 2 the A 2 the M O 2 the N 2 the D 2 the pearls of love D 2 the I 2 the A 2 the M (2 the M) O 2 the N 2 the D 2 the pearls of love There will come a time (There’ll come a time) When love will blow your mind (Your mind) And everything U look 4 U'll find (Take a look inside, yeah) That will be the time (That’ll be the time) That everything will shine (Oh yeah) So bright it makes U colorblind (U will be colorblind) If I gave U diamonds and pearls Would U be a happy boy or a girl? If I could I would give U the world But all I can do is just offer U my love {repeat CHORUS again} (Pearls, yeah yeah) (Give U the world) (All I can do) If I gave U diamonds and pearls (Diamonds) Would U be, would U, would U a happy boy or a girl? {fade out} (Would U, would U, would U be happy little baby) If I could I would give U the world - Maynard - 02-21-2002 <center>Kiss Prince Uh! U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn U don't need experience 2 turn me out U just leave it all up 2 me, I'm gonna show U what it's all about CHORUS: U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your . . . . . kiss U got 2 not talk dirty, baby, if U wanna impress me U can't be 2 flirty, mama, I know how 2 undress me (Yeah) I want 2 be your fantasy, maybe U could be mine U just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time CHORUS Yes, oh I think I wanna dance, uh Gotta, gotta, oh Little Girl Wendy's Parade Gotta, gotta, gotta Women, not girls, rule my world, I said they rule my world Act your age, mama, not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl U don't have 2 watch Dynasty 2 have an attitude, uh U just leave it all up 2 me, my love will be your food (Yeah) U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm compatible with! I just want your extra time and your kiss </center> - BeckyDC - 02-21-2002 Kiss Them For Me Siouxsie and the Banshees It glittered and it gleamed for the arriving beauty queen a ring and a car now you're the prettiest by far No party she'd not attend no invitation she wouldn't send transfixed by the inner sound of your promise to be found "Nothing or no-one will ever make me let you down" Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed Kiss them for me -- if I am delayed It's divoon, oh it's serene in the fountains pink champagne someone carving their devotion in the heart shaped pool of fame "Nothing or no-one will ever make me let you down" Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed Kiss them for me -- I may find myself delayed On the road to New Orleans a spray of stars hit the screen as the 10th impact shimmered the forbidden candles beamed Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed Kiss them for me -- I may find myself delayed Kiss them for me -- Kiss them for me Kiss them for me -- I may find myself delayed Edited By BeckyDC on Feb. 21 2002 at 2:17 - Bondgirl - 02-21-2002 Suck My Kiss rhcp Should of been could have been Would have been dead If I didn't get the message Goin' to my head I am what I am Most mother fuckers Don't give a damn Aw baby think you can Be my girl, I'll be your man Someone full of fun Do me till I'm well done Little Bo Peep Cumin' from my stun gun Beware take care Most mother fuckers Have a cold ass stare Aw baby please be there Suck my kiss cut me my share (chorus) Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss Kiss me please pervert me stick with this Is she talking dirty/gonna curtsey Give to me sweet sacred bliss Your mouth was made to suck my kiss Look at me can't you see All I really want to be Is free from a world That hurts me I need relief Do you want me girl To be your thief Aw baby just for you I'd steal anything that you want me to K-I-S-S-I-N-G Chicka chicka dee Do me like a banshee Low brow is how Swimming in the sound Of bow wow wow Aw baby do me now Do me here I do allow - BeckyDC - 02-21-2002 Suck It Up 40 Below Summer One more time to dig into my skin You'll ignite so I can burn again Sick like that - you'd better walk away And set to snap - before I demonstrate Played on this, you split me open Preyed on this raw emotion And force - feed me till I'm bloated And swallow these open throated I can't feel this way - so ordinary Wrapped in all this pain - distorted every day And I can't breathe - you've suffocated me and all my needs And I can't scream again Break me down - I'm breaking mentally Break me down - I'm breaking everyday Cover me - yes, I've had enough Smother me - you better let me up Eyes on this - psycho explosion Your silent wish for my erosion Bent on determination And mental evisceration I can't feel this way - so ordinary Wrapped in all this pain - distorted every day and I can't breathe - you've suffocated me and all my Why can't you leave me alone (no way) Stripping me down to the bone (don't say) (repeat) Force-fed and inbred and stunted, y'all made me feel so unwanted Get off my case fore i make you- Get out my face fore i break you. Stain, change, range (suck it up) maim, aim, blame (suck it up) Vacate now (suck it up) - Take you out I can't feel this way - so ordinary Wrapped in all this pain - distorted every day and I can't breathe - you've suffocated me and all my needs And I can't scream again Again again again (suck it up) Again again again (lick it) Again again again (suck it up) Again again again! - Maynard - 02-21-2002 <center>Brass Monkey Beasties Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel Put your left leg down your right leg up Tilt your head back let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey This girl walked by she gave me the eye I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Step up to the bar put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff</center> |