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- GonzoStyle - 01-31-2003

Just when you thought you found the poorest excuses for human beings another shows up.

At blockbuster if a member has never rented from a store before, the store has to call their store of origin (where they joined) to check if their accounts are in good standing. So we get calls from all over NY everyday, sometimes even jersey.

Today we get a call from Honolulu, Hawaii. Now I was shocked, I said our customers are there? They put the customers on the phone, turns out these people are in hawaii for their honeymoon, for a week. Only one week, you are in Hawaii, its beautiful, theres so much to do their on a vacation, ESPECIALLY your honeymoon. Do they go out on the town? Do they consumate their marriage over and over? No, they decide now is the best time to rent movies from blockbuster.

How was the honeymoon? Did you see the volcanoes, the beaches, did you have passionate sex all week?

No, better... we went to the blockbuster in Hawii dude!!!! Dude it was just like blockbuster in brooklyn... only it was in... HAWII!!!! d00d it was so trippy.

Yeah but your honeymoon,,, hawii, sex, fun, sights..

I'm married?


- Maynard - 01-31-2003

Maybe they were renting porn?

That is pretty fucking sad. In fact, I've never even THOUGHT about renting movies while on vacation.



But hey, to each his own.


- Sir O - 01-31-2003

Quote:Maybe they were renting porn?
Blockbuster has porn? Since when?


- HedCold - 01-31-2003

maybe they just wanted to see that if you rent a movie in hawaii you get leid


- Sir O - 01-31-2003

That was horrible.


- Ronin - 01-31-2003

my wife and i went to hawaii on our honeymoon this past june.. and it was great.. we didn't even see one blockbuster! we had so much fun we were hardly in the room.. but there were alot of things to do.. but sometimes at night, there wasn't much.. usually the hotel had shows or something.. but my wife and i didn't go as far as renting a movie.. f'in tards.

did you make a note of who these people are? so when they come into your store, you could ask them, "How was your movie in hawaii?"


- Teenweek - 01-31-2003

Yeah I went 2 years ago to hawaii for my honeymoon. We went for 10 days. Only 1 day did I watch tv and that was because my wife was sick and was sleeping. Just worked out it was a sunday so i watched football. Other than that we were at the beach, the bar, a tour somewhere, snorkeling. Hawaii is the best vacation I have ever been on and if you are going to blockbuster, just fucking end your pathetic and miserbale life.


- PollyannaFlower46 - 01-31-2003

Quote:we had so much fun we were hardly in the room..

When I go on my honeymoon, I don't plan to leave the room unless its to have sex somewhere else!

And wow, those people are really really sad. Were they old?


- Keyser Soze - 01-31-2003

Next year they are planning a trip to the French Riviera to rent the entire PBS "Civil War" documentary series.