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- drusilla - 02-06-2003
so i'm in my office today takin' care of some athletes & ghetto superstar the "swimmer" walks in:
gs - i'd like to get your professional
me - how can i help you
gs - i hurt my forearm
me - how did you hurt your forearm?
gs- with a bat
me - how did you hurt your arm with a bat?
gs just gives me a look
me - ok, when did you get hit with the bat?
gs - saturday & he takes off his jacket to show me a giant swollen forearm.
i ask him if a few things hurt. he says yes to everything. you can totally tell there is something wrong. there is no bruise, or redness, but holy crap this thing was swollen
gs - i feel things moving around in there
me - you should get that checked out
gs - i didn't want to go to pay
me - well i can't do anything for you here, you really should get that checked out before it gets worse
gs - yeah, that's what i thought.
i should have told him to go rob another convenience store to get the money to pay for the ER
WHY DO I WORK IN THE GHETTO? & WHY DO ALLL OF MY FRIENDS GET TO WORK FOR RICH LONG ISLAND SCHOOLS WITH TONS OF MONEY & I HAVE PEOPLE ROBBING MY 7LB BOTTLES OF MASSAGE LOTION. WHAT THE Hell.
i just needed to share.
move the thread if deemed necessary.
i think i was just wondering if anyone elses job was as ghetto as mine.
Edited By drusilla on 1044510289
- Hybrid - 02-06-2003
i would probably steal boxes of athletic tape. i always ran out of tape during soccer.
- FNMoron - 02-06-2003
job.... what's that??? :clueless:
- drusilla - 02-06-2003
Damn you. use hockey tape for your shin gaurds! not the good stuff. hooligan.
- LyricalGomez - 02-06-2003
hooligan is a funny word
- Hybrid - 02-06-2003
yes. i like that word alot.
- LyricalGomez - 02-06-2003
That naked guy is a hooligan
- Danked - 02-06-2003
I'm thinking either Anger Management or the Sports forum, but I'll leave it till morning to see where else you take this conversation.
- LyricalGomez - 02-06-2003
You always ruin our fun
Meanie
- drusilla - 02-06-2003
:loveya:
- Danked - 02-06-2003
You guys post the lyrics to Ghetto Superstar and I'm totally fucked.
- LyricalGomez - 02-06-2003
You'd like that wouldn't you
You just want to play with all your new, shiny buttons
- Danked - 02-06-2003
Let's play hide 'n seek!!!!!
Find this thread!
- Hybrid - 02-06-2003
still in the pit :thumbs-up:
- Danked - 02-06-2003
Nope.
- Hybrid - 02-06-2003
ohhhhhh hey my buttons! :-D
- Danked - 02-06-2003
Eek! Out of the Stoner Forum and back to The Pit!
- The Jays - 02-06-2003
... I thought this was a Mya thread.....
- drusilla - 02-06-2003
never
- The Jays - 02-06-2003
:loveya: