Quote:DEAR WHITEY CRACKER,

REQUEST TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$25,000,000.00
INTO YOUR PRIVATE/COMPANY’S ACCOUNT:

I approach you most honourably for a mutual business
transaction. I am INSERT SHWOOGIE NAME HERE, the Accountant
General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
I have been given the opportunity to be appointed as
the Accountant General after several years of active
service. Now, by virtue of my present office
and position, it is an opportunity for me to have a
share of the hugecrude oil money which many top
Military personnel of the past regimes had used my
predecessors in the past to achieve their personal
interest without any benefit toward them. Following
this development, I now have an accord with a top
officer of the Finance Ministry to remit the sum
of US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty five Million United States
Dollars) to your nominated foreign account, hence we
as civil servants do not have the right to acquire
foreign account while in service. I therefore request
you to kindly allocate any account of your choice with
all necessary particulars to enable me to forward it
to the Central Bank of Nigeria for onward release of
fund transfer approvals in your favour. The
security of this information should be treated
with utmost confidentiality and not to be disclosed to
a third party.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours faithfully,

SOME SHWOOG TRYING TO SCAM YOU

Quote:ATTENTION: DIRECTOR, -

How are you today together with the members of your
family? Hopefully well. Your may be surprise to
receive this letter from me since you do not know me
personally. I am ANOTHER SCAMMING SCHWOOGIE the son of A MAN WHO IS MOST LIKELY NOT MY REAL FATHER , who was recently murdered in the land dispute
in Zimbabwe. Before the death of my father, he had
taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of
US$15.5Million {Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars}, in one of the security
companies, as if he foresaw the looming danger in
Zimbabwe. This money he told me that he planed using
it for the past Zimbabwe election campaign on 13th of
March 2002, but unfortunately he was murdered before
the election.

This money was deposited in a box as germ stones to
avoid much demurrage from the Security Company. This
land problem come when Zimbabwean president Mr. Robert
Mugabe introduced a new Land Act reform which wholly
affected the rich white farmers and some few black
farmers. This resulted to the killing by Zimbabwean
war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In
fact, a lot of people were killed because of this land
reformed Act for which my father was one of the
victims. After his funeral my family and I ran out of
Zimbabwe to South Afrca where this money was deposited
to secure our life and invest here in South Africa.
But we experienced a lot of difficulties due to we are
staying as asylum seekers {refugee}. We are not
allowed to operate an account or run any business here
in South Africa. I was advised by the attorney who
helped my late father deposit the money with Security
firm and a banker to look for a realible trust and
honest foreign partner who would assist us transfer
the money out of this country for investment.

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