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+--- Thread: A journal of my trip to see Jack. - By: Gonzo (/showthread.php?tid=5643)
- GonzoStyle - 03-17-2003
Today jack awoke me in the morning and served me a nice fresh cup of coffee in bed. I ruffled my feathers and managed to get out of bed, which is so comfortable. I went to the bathroom and relieved myself, I greeted baker with a slap across his grill as I passed him in the hall.
Jack made pancakes for breakfast, they were so yummy. I most thoughrougly enjoyed them, then I put my plate in the sink. I "accidently" dropped my fork and baker was kind enough to pick it up, then I greeted him once again with a knee to his throat.
Jack has planned out a fun filled day for us today, I am all dressed and ready to claim this feeble town as my own. I am so glad I am here visiting with my bestest buddy jack. I can't wait to greet baker several more times before lunch.
(Note: this is not a summary of actual events, yet they are an accurate description of what could have been.)
- LyricalGomez - 03-17-2003
This is beyond gay
- GonzoStyle - 03-17-2003
Thanks for your critique, next time I want your opinion i'll read one of arpi's old posts.
- LyricalGomez - 03-17-2003
At what point during the day would you and Jack have given eachother manual release?
- Danked - 03-17-2003
Where does Tricia worm her way into all of this?
- Goatweed - 03-17-2003
Quote:This is beyond gay
agreed - pancakes are gay. Scrambled eggs and bacon, now that's good eatin' :banana:
Edited By goatweed on 1047917449
- GonzoStyle - 03-17-2003
Quote:At what point during the day would you and Jack have given eachother manual release?
Thanks for the tequilaesque response and proving my suspicions.
- Arpikarhu - 03-17-2003
did you have to spend all night bolstering jacks fragile ego?
- LyricalGomez - 03-17-2003
I'm sure that would sting if I knew who it was, alas I do not
I'm sure you and Jack would've made quite the manly couple skipping through town together holding hands
- GonzoStyle - 03-17-2003
Arpi, control your puppy.
- Arpikarhu - 03-17-2003
dont belittle the gomez. he is his own man
- Keyser Soze - 03-17-2003
this is delicious reading!
- GonzoStyle - 03-17-2003
Quote:dont belittle the gomez. he is his own man
I know there is no way you posted that with a straight face.
- Arpikarhu - 03-17-2003
i had no trouble posting with a str..........LOL! ok, you got me.
- crx girl - 03-17-2003
Quote:Where does Tricia worm her way into all of this?i didn't worm, i was invited :-(
- Keyser Soze - 03-17-2003
i need more updates!!!!!!!!!
- Danked - 03-17-2003
I kid cause I :loveya: , Tricia.
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- crx girl - 03-17-2003
i need a vacation :-(
- LyricalGomez - 03-17-2003
I bet Gonzo was going to leave you here for some "special" time with Jack
- PatCooper - 03-17-2003
Gee, I cant wait for tomorrows update. Maybe Jack will give ya a nice massage before breakfast. Or maybe a peaceful stroll in the park to work off the pancakes.
Faggittt.