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- The Sleeper - 02-24-2002

It has always been a lifelong dream of mine to own a donkey, but alas, I didn't have the funds to do so. Well, I just found out I can adopt one. ROCK! I'm gonna adopt Willy D. And you should do your part as well.

Adopt a Donkey!


- crx girl - 02-24-2002

may i reccommend you don't go for a birmingham donkey, that place is a shithole. i think sidmouth's probably quite nice though :p :fucking:


- The Sleeper - 02-24-2002

Willy D. is a Leeds donkey. Ever been there?


- NaughtyAngel - 02-24-2002

Daniel P is mine motherbitches


- fbd - 02-24-2002

is it just me, or are megan and daniel P the same animal?

and kelly is mine, damnit


- crx girl - 02-24-2002

i haven't been to leeds, but i'd imagine it's not much better than birmingham, i know people from there talk funny. i'm telling ya, sidmouth, anything ending with mouth is on the coast, so probaby a little nicer...


- The Sleeper - 02-24-2002

Quote:i know people from there talk funny.

There's a shocker.


- SLASH - 02-24-2002

I was born in Stoke-on-Trent, England. I really don't remember what it was like there.


- WhipThisFez - 02-24-2002

I'm going to rape mine.


- FNMoron - 02-24-2002

WhipThisFez Wrote:I'm going to rape mine.
yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:


- Sephiroth - 02-24-2002

FNMoron Wrote:yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
Overall score is 8.5 . He would have scored higher, but the Russian judge deducted a few points for the shakey dismount.


- FNMoron - 02-24-2002

Sephiroth Wrote:
FNMoron Wrote:yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
Overall score is 8.5 . He would have scored higher, but the Russian judge deducted a few points for the shakey dismount.
that's it.... i'm going to the cdih olympic commitee to protest... that was a solid 9.75 performance....


- Hybrid - 02-24-2002

i got dibs on donk dean.


- Luna - 02-24-2002

"Tapestry" is mine.


- Keyser Soze - 02-24-2002

You don't rent a donkey, you pay a donkey to leave.


- Sephiroth - 02-24-2002

I just want to know if the Birmingham Donkey's explode when they get near a church.


- Hybrid - 02-24-2002

as long as you dont sing the high note in the song "loving you", the bomb on the donkey wont explode.


- The Sleeper - 02-24-2002

Keyser Soze Wrote:You don't rent a donkey, you pay a donkey to leave.
Ahem...

Quote:They are also a focus for the child's affection. Even the most disturbed, agitated or withdrawn child is more relaxed when stroking or talking to the donkeys. A confidence shared with a donkey has no chance of being revealed as it can be with a human.

I will not stand by and allow anymore donkey bashing. Good Day Sir!


- WhipThisFez - 02-24-2002

FNMoron Wrote:
WhipThisFez Wrote:I'm going to rape mine.
yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
Sheesh, talking about shooting a fish in a barrel. :p :lol:



Edited By WhipThisFez on Feb. 24 2002 at 3:33


- Danked - 02-25-2002

HyBriD Wrote:as long as you dont sing the high note in the song "loving you", the bomb on the donkey wont explode.
I know I know that reference, I just don't remember it right now. Where the fuck is it from?

Dostoevsky, right?