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- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
I put my oatmeal in the microwave and went to post for a second and dankeds little sister got me all hot.
I forgot about my oatmeal and now its everywhere, except for my plate :-(
That was my last packet of oatmeal, it had blueberries in it too.
- Danked - 03-28-2003
Colon lol colon.
- Ronin - 03-28-2003
:
ound of Taps being played in the background::I am sorry for your loss Gonzo.. It's a sad day in oatmeal history.
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
This shit is impossible to clean, i'll just leave it and pretend it wasn't mine.
I have peanut butter but no bread, god!!!!!!
- virgingrrl - 03-28-2003
easy to clean.
you need a lot of warm water to make it soft again, and scrub it with the rough side of a sponge.
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
That sounded so hot, momma, tell me more. :loveya:
- Ronin - 03-28-2003
should he wear the french maid outfit also?
- virgingrrl - 03-28-2003
im a cleaning machine...grrrrrr.
once all the gooey oatmeal is gone, flip the sponge over and wipe it down with soap and water.
all clean!
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
Fuck that noise, I ain't cleaning shit.
The oatmeal is fuckin everywhere. It looks like some "shock and awe" went down in there.
I just wanna hear more about the warm water and soft skin.
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
ooh she said "gooey"
I think i'm gonna go make another mess now.
Thankfully my dog usually cleans up the mess off the floor.
- virgingrrl - 03-28-2003
Quote:Fuck that noise, I ain't cleaning shit.
but i just told you how.
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
You done good momma, i'm a gonna be a happy kitty in about 2, maybe 3 minutes.
- Hey Ladi - 03-28-2003
I can get you a free bagel :thumbs-up:
they aren't really good though
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
To be fair to VG, I'll toss the microwave in a tub full of warm water.
but I am not cleaning the kitchen table, chairs and floor. Cause they is covered with that shit as well.
- virgingrrl - 03-28-2003
what you could do if you really wanted to be lazy and not scrub the gooey's away...fill a bowl with water and put in the microwave for about 4 min. the heat and steam from the bowl o water will make it all soft and easier to wipe out.
let the dog clean the floor.
- Hey Ladi - 03-28-2003
how did it get outside the microwave?
blew the door off?!! that's some toxic food, don't know if I'll be haveing oatmeal ever again
- Ronin - 03-28-2003
i was just about to say the same thing?? how the Hell did the oatmeal get on your outside?????? was there some c4 or some hairspray in that oatmeal?
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
The oatmeal boiled over and just drenched the whole microwave. Then when I opened the microwave door everything poured over.
I did have fun masturbating though, my dog licked up every drop off the floor, she loves that shit.
- Buttmunch - 03-28-2003
Quote:I'll toss the microwave in a tub full of warm water.
Put the dog in the tub and leave the microwave plugged in. You can clean both at the same time!
:banana:
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
Why don't I just put myself in the tub for the trifecta?