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- Jack - 03-28-2003
that I do not have a stalker/flunkie and as a mod, I should.
I will be accepting applications in this thread. Please provide a resume and a cover letter detailing your past experience.
While the obvious choice is Metalfan due to his undying love, I would like to hear what the other members have to offer.
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
But you're my flunkie, bitch.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 03-28-2003
:high five: nevermind... :disappointed:
Edited By 2 tired 2 give N F on 1048882010
- Jack - 03-28-2003
I ain't nobody's flunkie. I'm a free spirit damnit.
- Goatweed - 03-28-2003
Should I be cool and get a flunkie too? I don't need a stalker tho, been there - done that.
- Jack - 03-28-2003
stalker.... flunkie.... same thing.
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
Free spirit my sweaty gunk covered balls, if you want a flunkie you can have one but as long as your remember who owns your ass.
- Hey Ladi - 03-28-2003
no ... flunkie brings you things, stalker takes you underware & makes a shrine
- Jack - 03-28-2003
Quote:Free spirit my sweaty gunk covered balls, if you want a flunkie you can have one but as long as your remember who owns your ass.
The Government? :clueless:
- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003
I OWN YOUR ASS!!!!!
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 03-28-2003
Quote:I OWN YOUR ASS!!!
Can I own his funney then?
- Goatweed - 03-28-2003
Quote:stalker takes you underware & makes a shrine
they also do drive-bys past your house after you've broken up with them for weeks and weeks in hopes of seeing you again - so I hear anyway....
- Jack - 03-28-2003
Really? I don't see no fucking branding marks. No hot poker is touching my ass damnit.
- Hey Ladi - 03-28-2003
Quote:No hot poker is touching my ass damnit.middle aged & balding?
- Jack - 03-28-2003
huh? :clueless:
- Jack - 03-28-2003
Lets get this back on topic people. Who wants to be my flunkie?
Just think of the benefits of having someone with power on your side.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 03-28-2003
Arpi is your flunkie. He uses you for your power.
- Black Lazerus - 03-28-2003
Sorry but i am gonzo's flunkie I rape steal and kill on his orders
- Hey Ladi - 03-28-2003
Quote:huh?I'm sure you're mildly attractive, & gay men aren't picky, you could get a hot one to poke you in the bum :thumbs-up:
- Jack - 03-28-2003
I WANT A FLUNKIE DAMNIT.
I'm going to throw myself to the ground and have a temper tantrum in a minute.