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- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003

[Image: pizza.jpg]


[Image: piazza.jpg]


- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003

pizza because Piazza is a homosexual and we all know they fight like girls. thats why piazza didnt go after clemens but did go after that tiny hispanic pitcher.


- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003

I request that TheJays write a skit describing how Pizza would theoretically kick Piazza's ass.


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

A PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN! AJHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003

:disappointed:


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria:

Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?

:pizzamaker responds:

We don't serve faggots here.

:Mike Piazza responds:

But I play for the Mets.

Tongueizzamaker:

We don't serve Mets here.

:Mike Piazza walks out of pizzeria:


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

:Mike Piazza walks back inside pizzeria. He has a fake mustache on:

Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?

Tongueizzamaker:

We don't serve faggot Met players here.

Tongueiazza:

How did you know?

Tongueizzamaker:

You're wearing a fake mustache.

Tongueiazza:

Howd you know it was fake?

Tongueizzamaker:

Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.

Tongueiazza walks out of pizzeria:


- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003

oh yeah! check out the big bad mod using the merge function!!! WOO HOOO!!


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

(.... argh, you confused me for a moment...)


- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003

I always wondered what that button did.


- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003

i kick ASS!!!!!


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria. He has a gun, like, one of those handguns that is like really powerful, and hold bullets. Aims gun at pizzamaker:

Hi! I'd like to order a WHOLE pizza, please?

Tongueizzamaker shits pants:

Sure! One WHOLE pizza :ding:

:one WHOLE pizza is put in oven:


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

Tongueizza bakes in the oven, cheese melts over the hot tomato sauce, crust becomes crispy:


(OH SHIT, niggas! You can cut the tension with a spoon!)


- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003

:Clemens walks in behind Piazza and beans him in the head with a fast ball:

Tongueiazza falls to the floor unconscious:

Tongueizza maker gives the WHOLE pizza to Clemens:



Edited By IrishAlkey on 1055016105


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

Is that the pizza winning the fight?


- The Sleeper - 06-07-2003

Quote:You're wearing a fake mustache.

Tongueiazza:

Howd you know it was fake?

Tongueizzamaker:

Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.
now THAT is comedy


- The Jays - 06-07-2003

:18:


- GonzoStyle - 06-07-2003

I think jays has finally found his niche.


- Zootybang - 06-08-2003

Seriously, I'm laughing WAY too hard at Jay's pizza story. I can't wait for the next Installment.


- Keyser Soze - 06-08-2003

but what if it were a pizzaria in the west village?