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- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
I didn't think the little bitch would do it :banana:
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
I want another slice of rhubarb tart.
I want another lovely slice.
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie,
But rhubarb tart is, oh, so very nice.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A what-barb tart? A rhubarb tart!
I want another slice of rhubarb tart!
The principles of modern philosophy
Were postulated by Descartes.
Discarding everything he wasn't certain of,
He said 'I think, therefore I am a rhubarb tart'.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A René who? René Descartes!
Poor nut, he thought he was a rhubarb tart!
Read all the existentialist philosophers,
Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre.
Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing:
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre!
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.
A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets,
Especially the immortal bard.
He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field:
'My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart!'
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard!
Immortal what? Immortal tart!
As rhymes go, that is really pretty bard!
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
I bet they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song
It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial
Just that the (bleep)ing words are`awfully strong
You can't say (bleep) on the radio
Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep)
You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you one day
Unless your're a doctor with a very large (bleep)
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't (bleep) well programme it
I bet you their (bleep)ing old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse (bleep)
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
I still dont get It. What did he do?
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
put me in the cell, stupid
Damn you're slow :11: :poke:
bring me any cigarettes?
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
But, I'm here too, and he didnt put me anywhere? I came here myself. Is this just some big pretend game, were we all MAKE BELIEVE we're In this horrible place?
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
Okay, NOW I get It
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
no you aren't special enough yet, go back & try harder
get your name in the pink
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
Well, whats so bad about this? We can make It like our own special club. And since everyone seems to be here, we're really not missing much.
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
it's not so bad, since there is only one forum, it's easy to keep all the topics in one spot
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
So, how long does this devastating punishment last? I need to know when to stop crying.
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
everyone? .... it's just you me & fat boy
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
Gomez Is here too, and I'm as far from fat as It gets, toots.
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
nevrmind, just re-read that
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
keep up ..... I was talking to you
we are in this thread ... see
and Gomez is in his own thread ... over there
and I'm typing to YOU Zooty :19:
- Hey Ladi - 06-10-2003
:rofl:
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
So he cant type to us? He has to stay In there by himself?
- LyricalGomez - 06-10-2003
You two are mean, mean people :29:
- Zootybang - 06-10-2003
Hey, just for the record, I never called you fat. I just assumed you were.