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- Ken'sPen - 07-21-2003

I hope Galt gets a girlfriend soon.


- Keyser Soze - 07-21-2003

huh?


- The Sleeper - 07-21-2003

better than a fat chick joke


- Ken'sPen - 07-21-2003

ahhhhhhhh Board Lore,
when Galt gets a girlfriend, she bangs everyone.

even old washed up posters.


- GonzoStyle - 07-21-2003

yeah, ken's as close to a 39 year old, out of shape loser as you can get around here.


- IrishAlkey - 07-21-2003

Even Galt's leftovers wouldn't touch you.


- Keyser Soze - 07-21-2003

and i'm the one who uses the internet to pick up chicks?


- IrishAlkey - 07-21-2003

No, you use it to plug where your band will be where you pick up chicks.


- Keyser Soze - 07-21-2003

im currently precariously falling into a monogamous relationship. someone stop me.


- IrishAlkey - 07-21-2003

Let's play "guess the ages Ken hasn't had sex in".

My guess is 21-39.


- Ken'sPen - 07-21-2003

crowds getting that small?


- Keyser Soze - 07-21-2003

no, we packed the bar again. unfortunately we are playing this dive we hate that doesnt draw flies this week. they can't all be winners.


- Ken'sPen - 07-21-2003

I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.


- Velociti - 07-21-2003

what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?


- Ken'sPen - 07-21-2003

most of the bands they cover sue for slander.


- Keyser Soze - 07-21-2003

Quote:I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.

if you didnt care, why did you ask?


- Galt - 07-21-2003

I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.


- Keyser Soze - 07-22-2003

most of the women you encounter sue for sexual assault.


- DGW - 07-22-2003

Quote:I haven't had sex in ages.....
Quote:I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.
neither by choice


- GonzoStyle - 07-22-2003

Velociti Wrote:what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?
what's ASCAP?