Member Poetry/obit Competition... - As seen as an informal thread elsewhere. - Printable Version +- CDIH (https://www.cdih.net/cdih) +-- Forum: General Discussion and Entertainment (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=4) +--- Forum: The Pit (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=9) +--- Thread: Member Poetry/obit Competition... - As seen as an informal thread elsewhere. (/showthread.php?tid=7017) |
- Jack - 07-30-2003 The object: Write a funny poem or obituary about another member of the board. Why: Cause I got nothing better to do than laugh right now The Prizes: None, this is a competition, not a contest. :21: - Jack - 07-30-2003 For Ken (As seen elsewhere) Author: Jack Ken one day took a member to lunch He promised her gifts, cake, pie and punch She soon found out that Ken did lie As she got nothing, not even pie, While driving her home she expressed disdain Ken pulled over and said "baby, I'm gonna show you pain" He reached in the back and grabbed his duct tape As she attempted to climb out the window while shouting rape He pulled her back in as she clawed at his face He said "baby, I only wanted to see how you taste" She punched and kicked with all her might But Ken kept a grip and held on tight Ken had his way with this beutiful girl and dumped her off as she started to hurl She called the police and they hauled him away But he used a condom during his foul play Not enough evidence, the jury did aquit And Ken is still up to his same old shit The moral of the story as you can see Ken doesnt do lunch, coffee or tea He'll take you and rape you and leave you to die He'll make you hurl, gag, fart and cry Never do lunch with this sinister man or you'll find yourself dirty when the shit hits the fan. - Ken'sPen - 08-06-2003 I can't wait to find out who wins this thing. - Goatweed - 08-06-2003 right now it looks like a landslide. - Keyser Soze - 08-06-2003 This thread sucks!!! - DGW - 08-06-2003 jump the shark? - Jack - 08-06-2003 We can't all steal hits from other bands.... - Ken'sPen - 08-06-2003 Ode to fbdlingfrg a;lksjf fjklsjdfls sjkfroeiuonm;v awe;iopvne;o woihjf avojpig ao ioewfj woeiuf aovweiou wofuao w[ioweowiu oweui oiiopewu ojwvceotglkvlkv,o oasefonvowei oiwe[aoeintnlavixc'x aovoirtwj qwoiojgoirjgtla aohoaweit okijaeio agfoir a'a vgioaerhgaj saeojo[aejigaerhoaenjfaoweihvoer' (see cause I just hit random keys the whole time, did you ever hear the gut busting story behind his screen name? ) - Doc - 08-06-2003 Quote:a;lksjf fjklsjdfls Your amazing abilities with the home row astound me - The Sleeper - 08-06-2003 Quote:(see cause I just hit random keys the whole time, did you ever hear the gut busting story behind his screen name? )you mean the one where he hit random keys and thats how he got his screenname, what a knee slapper! - IrishAlkey - 08-06-2003 The Golden Age died in a bus accident on the way to the first softball game. - Goatweed - 08-06-2003 way to bring the thread down :33: - Doc - 08-06-2003 <div align="center">A Haiku for Alkey: a skinny white guy cirrhosis of the liver one really large ear</div> Edited By Doc on 1060195774 - The Sleeper - 08-06-2003 remember when suzie wrote haikus and then wanted to fuck keyser? - Keyser Soze - 08-06-2003 <center> A Haiku For Suzie SoupSoupAD: you're not gonna pass out, are you? Uhad2much2fast: not untl aftre you pleSAE ME SoupSoupAD: haaaaa </center> |