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- drusilla - 09-07-2003 (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'> (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'> Quote:TRUCKEE, California (Sept. 3) - Ron Hunt's friends and family have been calling him the ``Miracle Man'' ever since an 18-inch-long drill bit poked through his eye and out the back of his skull. Edited By drusilla on 1062967394 - Kid Afrika - 09-07-2003 Gee, thanks for sharing. You sadistic bitch! :moonie: - diceisgod - 09-08-2003 Like a railroad spike? Get it? - GonzoStyle - 09-08-2003 Kid Afrika Wrote:Gee, thanks for sharing.yeah, lol omg you sick f!! - Keyser Soze - 09-08-2003 id wear a cool pirate patch and say arrrrrh alot. - Kid Afrika - 09-08-2003 in contrast to naming yourself "brokenjaw" and fielding endless "brokeneye" jokes? - Doc - 09-08-2003 Quote:After weighing their options, doctors essentially unscrewed the bit to remove it. I wonder if someone had to remind them "lefty-loosey, righty-tighty"? - Keyser Soze - 09-08-2003 i bet it was worth it for the really cool scar - Doc - 09-08-2003 I'd have to disagree here. If it was a cool story like "I saved 87 children and 4 puppy dogs from a burning building" then yeah, but if you're reason for a scar is "I'm a spaz and fell onto a drill" then you have no pride. When the reason for your accident was a bad combination of Issac Newton and Black and Decker you are loser extrodinaire - Keyser Soze - 09-08-2003 he could lie and say he got it saving 87 children and 4 puppies from a burning building. i don't have a good story behind my nickname "Soup" so I tell people I saved this girls life in high school who was choking on a noodle from her chicken noodle soup. - Doc - 09-08-2003 I was saving orphans and kitty cats when a drill bit shot through the wall propelled by an exploding propane tank? I don't even think a coke whore would give you a free handy for that line As for the nickname, few people in college believed I had the nickname 'Boner' for no particualr reason either. - GonzoStyle - 09-08-2003 lefty loosey, I like that, I shall use it from now on cause I always get confused. - Keyser Soze - 09-08-2003 have you lived in a cave your whole life? who doesnt know lefty loosey, righty tighty???? you really are a communist, maybe even al queda. - Doc - 09-08-2003 I bet you still have to make an 'L' with your thumb and index finger on each hand to tell your left from right...not that I have to do that or anything - GonzoStyle - 09-08-2003 Doc Wrote:I bet you still have to make an 'L' with your thumb and index finger on each hand to tell your left from right...not that I have to do that or anythingI'm not ashamed to admit it, thought I don't actually make the L with my hand anymore, I just know that and sometimes when drunk or confused I just visualize it. But it had helped me for many a years. - Doc - 09-08-2003 You truly are my brother. Between that and your favourite moment in a movie being when the German slowly stabs the guy in Saving Private Ryan, we're practically twins - GonzoStyle - 09-08-2003 OMG the scene in pvt ryan, I get goosebumps thinkin about it. you remembered :loveya: You really are my bestest buddy, from now on every week will be Gonzo appreciates Doc week. - Keyser Soze - 09-08-2003 can we have a parade in lock step? - GonzoStyle - 09-08-2003 Doc & I will have our own parade, we're elitists. - Doc - 09-08-2003 No man, the only parades that are cool are the ones when you roll all the military crap down the streets like they do in North Korea. Forget the All-County Pork Queen waving from a float, you need rockets and tanks and you've got a sweet little shindig |